Team Mustang: Dare or Dare!

Awkward asf

^I love this picture! It's super happy but sad.^
Disclaimer: Most of the characters are owned by: Hiromu Arakawa!

Havoc's POV

"And as he courageously walks down the long hallway towards the gates..."
"Havoc, your talking to yourself again." Breda smirks nervously
"Fuck off." I mumble

Now I'm walking down this hallway deeply regretting this with Breda beside me probably thinking the same.

As we near the doors Breda starts to sweat. A whole fucking lot. As in a unnatural amount.

"Whoa there, you might want to turn off the sprinkler before we go in." I say sarcastically
"Sprinkler? Did it turn on again? Shit." Breda says and pulls a sprinkler out of his pocket
"It was a joke. Because I thought you were sweating but I guess not." I laugh

Why the fuck does the guy have a sprinkler in his pocket?

"Well I guess I'll just leave it here." He says, then turns to a door to our left and throws it in then slams the door.

"AHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!"
"A SPRINKLER? NO WAY?!"
"WHY IS IT ON?!?"
"AUGGH NOW MY UNIFORM IS WET!"

That was probably the guys in the room Breda threw his random sprinkler in.

"Bruh, this is why we're friends." I say and turn to fist bump him
"Heh." Breda grins and he also has his fist out

And then we fist bump and laugh but then...

"WAS IT YOU BITCHES WHO DID THAT?!" A young man points at us soaking wet
"Did what?" Breda says calmly trying not to laugh
"THROW A SPRINKLER IN OUR ROOM!" He shouts angrily

I stare.

"Bwahahahahahaah!" I laugh
"WHAT?" He glares
"That's the stupidest thing I heard all day!" I laugh
"Easy for you to say." He grumbles and walks away

"We're good." Breda says
"Ya we are."

As we continue we finally reach the doors to the Fuher's office.

"And as the weary warriors approach the gates they pass through them, not knowing if they were gates to heaven or hell..."
"You're talking to yourself again." Breda snickers
"Shut up." I say and open the doors

The first thing we see is Mrs.Bradly. With the Fuher, Mr.Bradly. Together ...

Looking at papers. (Jeez I wonder how dirty some of you are😏)

"Hmm?" The Fuher looks up
"Oh hello boys." Mrs.Bradly says warmly smiling at us
"Oo-hhh. Uh so-r-rry sii-r." Breda stutters
"Because of what?" The Fuher asks
"Www-ee dii-dn't k-nnockk ttth-eee ddd-oor sss-iir." I say suddenly realizing our mistake

He stares hard at us, not quite glaring but it was such a cold stare I swear I almost wet my pants.

"Hahaha!" The Fuher laughs

'Huh?' Me and Breda think confused

"You were worried because of that? It's completely fine boys." Mrs.Bradly says
"Yes, now may I ask why you are here?" Bradly asks smiling
"Oh yes um well...." Breda starts
"Dude I'll say it." I whisper to him
He just slowly nods

"Sir, we have a proposal."
"Oh and what is this proposal?" He says raising an eyebrow
"Well... Regarding the FullMetal (chibi's) visit, we we wondering if we could have permission to uh... Well to... You see we want to, erm..."
"Play a prank on him?" The Fuher calmly says
"Er, yes." I awkwardly reply
"Hmm." The Bradly thinks aloud

Me and Breda hold our breaths.

(Now let's take a look inside Breda's mind)

Inside Breda's mind

Fuck, we're so screwed. Fuck this is bullshit. If I get fired I can't see Amy anymore. Fuck I'm such a dumbass.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

(Ok then, let's go back to Havoc's POV)

Back to Havoc's POV

"Hmmmm..." Bradly thinks aloud (still)

Meanwhile me and Breda are still tense and holding our breaths.

"Dear..." Ms.Bradly says then whispers in his ear
"Hmmm."

We are still holding our breaths.

"Hmmm..."

Is it just me or is it getting hard to breathe?

"Boys..." Ms.Bradly says

We tense up even more (Still holding our breaths)

"...You have permission to breathe..." Ms.Bradly sweat drops

Oh that's why it was hard to breathe.

*Coughing noises* *Inhaling nosies* *Choking noises*

"Sorry that was an accident, please excuse us." I say embarrassed
"No it's fine boys." She smiles warmly
"Hmmm..." Bradly thinks aloud
"Dear..."

Ms.Bradly looks at the Fuher with a smile and slightly nods.

"I don't see why not as long as it's not dangerous or harmful to him and the city."

Inside me and Breda's mind we were overjoyed!

Yes! YES YES! FUCK YA! HAHA MUSTANG HOW'S THAT BITCH!

"Thank you dear." Ms.Bradly smiles once more and places her hand on his.
"Personally I am very excited to see this." He says to us
"Make it good"
"Yes sir! Thank you sir!" We salute
"You are dismissed, oh and say hello to Colonel Mustang for me." He says with a wave of his hand
"Yes sir!"

Then we both salute once more turn on our heels and walk out the door.