AFTER 200 BEERS AND 50 BOTTLES OF WINE THE BARTENDER HAD THE NERVE TO CUT KAT OFF.
"WHAT???YOU CANT CUT ME OFF IM KATLANDIA FOR PETE FREAING SAKE!!!"
The bartender jumped back as Ollie slammed his head on the counter
"BAD KAT DONT MAKE ME SQUIRT YOU!!" Alyssa screamed.
At this point kat was on top of the bartender choking him.
"GIVE ME MY BEER!!" The bartender hit her with a bottle and she bit him.He started running with Kat piggy riding and biting him. He smashed her against the walls and she started batting her tail at him.
"GET A THIS PSYCHO OFF OF A ME!!!"
Olivers head shot up. "Is that Flavio? OOHH FLAVIO!!" He cooed.
Flavio was still running trying to get kat off. Alyssa hatched an idea.
"Hey Oliver! Look at all this UNATHORIZED BOOZE!!!"
Kat teleported over
"I HEARD BOOZE!!!"
She started guzzling down bottles and bottles of different alcohol.
"This wasnt a great idea love. Now she is extremely drunk…" arthur wrapped his arms around Alyssa
"Look whos talking.…"
They all looked at kat who was now snuggling Ollie like a teddy bear. Ollie was talking to Flavio the bartender.
Alyssa looked at Arthur and kat.
"They really are the same drunk huh ollie…"
Oliver giggled and flavio Awed!
"AWE IS THIS THE BELLAS FRATELLA? SHES ADORABLE!!!CIAO I AM FLAVIO!!!"
Alyssa stepped back and waved.
"Hey. Well im gonna take kat ho-"
Kat sprung up and ran to the dancefloor. She dragged Ollie's poor misfortunate soul along side. They danced to Cannibal by Ke$ha.
! [2x]I-i-i have a heart I swear I do
But just not baby when it comes to you
I get so hungry when you say you love me (hush)
If you know what's good for you
I think you're hot I think you're cool
You're the kinda guy I'd stalk in school
But now that I'm famous, you're up my anus
Now I'm gonna eat you fool![CHORUS]
I eat boys up, breakfast and lunch
Then when I'm thirsty, I drink their blood
Carnivore animal, I am a cannibal
I eat boys up, you better run
I am Cannibal (cannibal, cannibal, I am)
I am cannibal (Cannibal) (I'll eat you up) (I am)
I am cannibal (cannibal, cannibal, I am)
I am cannibal (cannibal) (I'll eat you up)Whenever you tell me I'm pretty
That's when the hunger really hits me
Your little heart goes pitter patter
I want your liver on a platter
Use your finger to stir my tea
And for dessert I'll suck your teeth
Be too sweet and you'll be a gonner
Yep, I'll pull a Jeffrey Dahmer[CHORUS]
I eat boys up, breakfast and lunch
Then when I'm thirsty, I drink their blood
Carnivore animal, I am a cannibal
I eat boys up, you better run
I am cannibal (cannibal, cannibal, I am)
I am cannibal (cannibal) (I'll eat you up) (I am)
I am cannibal (cannibal, cannibal, I am)
I am cannibal (cannibal) (I'll eat you up)Ohohwoahohwoah [8x]
I am cannibal
I am cannibal (I'll eat you up)
I am cannibal
I am cannibal (I'll eat you up)I love you
(Hahaha)
I warned you
(Rah!)Kat tackled Ollie at the end and they both had knives to eachothers cheeks.
"I will never understand 2p love…" alyssa chuckled as arthur tapped her shoulder.
"Yeah Arthur?"
"We may not understand that but you can understand this love."
Alyssa twirled around to have Arthur press his lips onto hers.
His silky lips relaxed her as she slipped her tounge into his mouth. It explored the vast unexplored wet terriotry now claimed for Alyshia. They parted slowly. Alyssa waited for Kats remarks but looked over and saw her straddling oliver and making out with knives pressed against eachothers cheeks.
"Wow. This must be true love." Alyssa chuckled and the rest of the night Alyssa sat in Arthurs lap as he rubbed her back and they cuddled. Arthur ended up carrying an asleep Alyssa bridal style to her room. As for Oliver……
He ended up piggybacking a drunk "WHOOPING" kat home and the rest of the night they played the knife throwing games. Arthur stayed by Alyssas side and in the morning they unstuck to very immature drunks from the walls. Kat was stuck on the ceiling. Oliver was staked down on the wall. After Alyssa brought kat to bed her and Arthur enjoyed a movie marathon with Alyssa hugging Arthurs arm.

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Oliver's Bakery Part 2
FanficOliver's Bakery Part 2 full of Random Crap and other things. Now Including 1P's 2P Axis Kat & alyssa and tara even Stupider then ever!!!! Enjoy