Young Justice Deadpool

Drop-Zone pssss DP goes solo

Deadpool: Young justice bitches. Ohhhhhhhh!

(We open in the cave as the team is together now join by the newest member the hand and buff Deadpool as Batman goes goes their mission)

Batman: Isla Santa Prisca. This island nation is the primary source of a dangerous and illegal neo-steroid. A strength-enhancing drug, sold under the street name Venom. Infrared heat signatures indicate their factory is still operating at full capacity. but all shipments of Venom have been inexplicably cut off. That's where this team comes in. This is a covert, recon mission only. Observe and report. If the Justice League needs to intervene, it will. The plan requires two drop zones.

Deadpool: (So boring)

Dick: So who's in charge?

Batman: Work—

Deadpool: Dibs I call it dibs on leading the team.

Wally: Wait what you can't just call dibs.

Deadpool: Yes I can the rule of dibs is a time honored tradition ever since Julius Caesar wonder into Rome and called dibs. Now move your ass.

(The team just look confused but fallow him as they take the bio ship as they do it a long ride)

Robin: So Dp what your story?

Deadpool: Ohhhhh origin story. Ever since I can remember I've always bin a fighter. Don't question greatness. It was like genetic engineering or whatever I didn't pay attention in social studies. I was a normal baby for 30 seconds then ninja stole my mama. (Crys) ra's al ghul saw my awesome took me in taught everything he knows.

Robin: Wait really?

Kid flash: Dude awesome.

Deadpool: Ah no that was a joke but you guys are good listeners I like you. But let me give you guy some advice forget and leave and ditch your mentors it's more no rules more fun. And money lots of money.

Kid flash: You get paid? We put our lives on the line and we get nothing how do you get paid.

Deadpool: Ahhhh rich people they ask me to watch their backs.

Robin: What dude that wrong you can take their money it could be—

Deadpool: Um this coming from the guy who sleep in a mansion.

Kid flash: He's got you there.

Deadpool: Ahhh this sucks and is taking to long. Hey Miss M can I fly.

Miss Martian: Um ok.

(I back flip right into the caption chair)

Deadpool: Alright now let give this bad boy can do.

(I push it to it limit as we now go faster and I start to make us fly all over the place even do so upside down as I do so the rest the team see that messing up the mission so they try to get him out of the seat)

Super boy: Deadpool stop.

Kid flash: Get out of the chair.

Robin: He's going to kill us all.

Aqualad: Agreed.

(They then see him flys up into the air as he does so they all fall back as Deadpool them flys down and they head right for the island and they all look shock as they coming in to fast)

Team: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Deadpool: WEEEEEEEEEEEEE.....

Yellow: This plan is awesome.

White: Were going to crash.

Deadpool: Don't be a downer.

(They do crash as the ship flips and spins as they land hard in to a rock and it knock the team all out as their unconscious body our all over the ship)