Young Justice Deadpool

Schooled

(We open with super boy entering the cave as Deadpool and aqualad play a hologram ski table)

Deadpool: Wooooo how you like be now fish stick 20 to zero.

Computer: Recognized: Superboy, C-04.

Megan: Hi, Superboy. How was Metropolis?

Black canary: Ready for training, everyone?

Megan: Black Canary. Uncle J'onn.

Deadpool: Hey green man how the head since you went digging in my noodle.

Manhunter: It fine. M'gann. I was in the neighborhood. so I thought I'd see how you were adjusting.

Megan: A few bumps but I'm learning.

Manhunter: That's all I can ask.

(Super boy goes to walk away but canary stop him)

Black canary: Stick around. Class is in session.

(She steps on a platform and it light up ready to bring training)

Black canary: I consider it an honor to be your teacher. I'll throw a lot at you. everything I've learned from my own mentors, unh (in pain) and my own bruises.

Megan: What happened?

Black canary: The job.

Deadpool: Shhhhhh get a load of her thinking she can take me.

Yellow: Well we are more killed.

White: Yeah we can totally kick her ass.

Black canary: Now, combat is about controlling conflict putting the battle on your terms. You should always be acting, never reacting. I'll need a sparring partner.

Deadpool: Me I'll do it.

Black canary: the newbie. Um Deadpool right?

Deadpool: Yep they also call me the merc with the mouth. 

Black canary: Well then let see what you can do.

(She goes in for an attack but I do the splits i them do a backflip and uses my hand to push my body up and kick her in the face and giving her a bloody nose, and she smiles at this and take it for real now and try's to attack me. But as she does and throws a number of punches I stop one of her punches with my hand then use my elbow and hit her right in the throat as she then try's to breath I take advantage and use my knee and hit her in the gut then flip her down)

Black canary: (coughing and try to breathe) Ahhhh ok that was pretty good and a smart move. Going for my throat.

Deadpool: Yeah well all you can fight with honor and what me as for me I keep it lose and keep do what I like. Like how I fill Wally shoot with peanut butter.

Wally: Wait that was you. Oh come on.

Deadpool: Hey what can I say why be crazy or sane when you can be random as all hell. It like my grandpa always said. (Old man voice) purple sky at night. Who moving my door cream? (Normal vice) ahhhh grandpa I miss him.

Black canary: Ok but one thing you also did right was allowed to him dictate the terms of—

SB: Oh, please. With my powers, the battle's always on my terms. I'm a living weapon and this is a waste of my time.

Deadpool : oh what you think you a big shoot them bring it—

(Before I can say anything else he punch me in the gut)

Deadpool: AHHHHHH I wasn't ready. (Falls to the floor) this is how Houdini died!

Black canary: Prove it.