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What the Pineapple.

A/N I'M BACK UNTIL I FORGET ABOUT THIS BOOK AGAIN WOO!

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  Alright, I'm somehow still alive after that scary encounter with the Aggo family. I don't know about Star though... eh, doesn't matter. He was too annoying anyways. I start to make my way back to my house until I notice a feather on the ground. It was a cool, slate gray and it seems kind of, familiar. I wonder why it seems familiar? Maybe I saw one that looked like this one? I try my best to think back to any point where I saw a feather. 

  "Hm..." I think out loud. "Where could I have seen it before?" Aha! I point my finger at the sky with my arm slightly raised when I remembered. It was on the plane right? When I was looking out of the window I saw a feather like this! Yeah I remember now but it's strange, this feather is too big to be a seagull's but what could it be from? I don't think many gray birds live in this area. Hm... I close my eyes and put my hand to my chin as I sit down on a bench next to the sidewalk I'm on.

  "YOU!" I jumped from my seat with shock and grab my frying pan from seemingly thin air as the voice interrupted my thoughts. Oh please don't let it be the Aggo family wanting to get revenge on me for playing that song. It was just a last resort! I look over at where the voice came from to see an enraged spike-head storming over with a tree branch in his hand. "HOW COULD YOU LEAVE THERE WITH THOSE CRAZY PEOPLE?!" 

 
"Ahehe... You seemed like you enjoyed being taped to the wall and I didn't want to ruin all the fun so I left you there! Perfectly reasonable am I right?" Star lowered his tree branch and starts to agree with me.

  "Oh now that you put it like that, I can see that you had a perfectly good reason- NOT! THAT'S NOT A PROPER EXCUSE! NOW COME BACK HERE!" I run past him and grab the feather I was looking at before turning back to him. He swings his tree branch at me which I just barely dodge. A few of the twigs grazed my arm just barely, leaving a few small scratches. 

  "Oh you want to fight? So that's how it is! Alright then, let's fight!" I tighten my grip on a frying pan before at charging him. Star moves the goggles he's wearing from his hair to face as he holds onto his branch with both hands. He swings it downwards at he while I just move to the side and hit his stomach with my frying pan, knocking him back. He starts to get up and I look at his tree branch again to see that it was turning into a mace! "DUDE HOW IS THAT HAPPENING!" I say as I point to his mace.

  "Stop  trying to distract me! ARGGH!" He runs me again and swings his mace to try and me again. I jump back and look at my frying pan to see it's becoming an axe. I see Star stop in his tracks as he sees my axe. "H-how'd you do that!? Why do you have an axe!?"

  "Stop trying to distract me, neeeeh" I say, mocking Star by repeating his sentence. 

  "Why are you repeating me? You actually have an axe now!"

  "WELL YOU GOT A MACE FIRST" I retort at him.

  "W-what?" He looks down, probably expecting to see his tree branch but instead see hid spiky mace. "What's going one?"

  "I don't know, but what I do know is that you know have a spiky mace to mace your spiky hair!" I state cheerfully.

  "Oh shut up."

  "Anyways, how are you able to fight? Isn't your arm broken?"

  "Uh..." He looks down at his arm which was broken just a few hours ago. "I dunno, it seems fine." He starts to flail his arm around, testing if it was broken or not. "Maybe that crazy doctor dude was actually really good at doctor-ing or something."

  "Sigh, even if he was the best doctor in the world, your arm should still take AT LEAST a month to finish healing." 

  "Well then I dunno! But I do know that I feel-" CRACK! "AGH MY ARM!"

  "This is why you shouldn't move your arm around so much right after healing it! Ugh!" Star had fallen onto the floor and I didn't have the slightest idea what I should do. So I do what I do best- kick him! I kick him in the side, causing him to roll over onto his mace which he dropped beside him.

  "OW!" 

  "The two spike-heads are together! D'aww..." After a few seconds of looking at Star squirm in pain on the floor, I see the slightest bit gold shine in the forest next to us. "Who's there?!" I shout loudly, hoping to get a response. No one said anything back to me but I can still here voices coming from the forest. I grab my axe tightly as I leave Star wrecked on the floor and make my way to the sound. As I start to near them and the voices get louder, I slightly raise my axe, making sure I can defend my self if I need to. "Who's there!?" I yell again, hoping the people can hear me.

  "Oh hey C.S- GAH WHY DO YOU HAVE AN AXE?! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!" I see Dawn with some weird girl who reeks of onions.

  "Dawn? What are you doing out here?"

  "I WAS JUST ON A WALK AND THEN I BUMPED INTO HER AND THEN WE WERE WALKING BACK TO THE HOUSE BECAUSE SHE'S ACTUALLY THE LAST ROOM MATE WHO HASN'T ARRIVED YET AND PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!" It seem's like she's freaking out about my axe huh.

  "Dawn, calm down. I'm not going to kill you."

  "What really? Oh my pineapple I thought I was gonna die there phew!"

  "Oh man, I was wondering what the voices were but it's just you two." I heard Star behind, causing me to instantly turn around, accidentally swinging my axe. Lucky, Dawn just managed to duck under it, allowing her to escape unscathed. 

  "Whoops, sorry Dawn." She didn't respond, I looked down and saw that she was next to a tree. There where black lines floating next to her head and it seemed like the whole area she was in was gloomy. 

  "What the pineapple. First C.S with the axe, then Star with the mace, then C.S almost killed me..."

  "Hey Dog, calm down! You're fine aren'tcha?" The blue-haired girl next to me said with a close eyed smile. I look back at Dawn to see the gloomy atmosphere around her was replaced with fire, causing her hair to fly up too. Oh this is bad. Me and Star look at each other and nod. As if we had telepathy, we start to back away slowly from Dawn and the other girl.

  "For the last time... MY NAME IS NOT DOG!" Dawn yells at the girl before grabbing her ruler and some chopsticks which appeared outta no where, sorta like how my frying pan appeared, and it turned into a bow and some arrows. She starts to shoot some the blue-haired girl who was grabbing onto her onion which turned into a... khopesh? That was weird. She continues to run as she clutches the curved Egyptian blade in her hand, not using it at all and focusing on running. "GET BACK HERE PERIWINKLE STORM!"

  "GAHH!" I think back to what Dawn was saying when she was upset just now, what the pineapple. What the pineapple indeed, what the pineapple.