The Job Hunt

Chapter 5: Mr. McCrinkleberry

"WHEEEE!" I yell as my llama jumps over a double rainbow. We landed gracefully on a pink cotton candy cloud.

"Oh Mr. McCrinkleberry, you sure do know how to please a girl." I say stroking it's fur/wool.

"Dani, we are here."

"OH MY FUDGE, YOU CAN TALK!"

"Dani wake up."

"AND YOU HAVE THE SAME VOICE AS BRENT!"

"DANICA BROOKES IF YOU DON'T WAKE UP I WILL SLAP THE LIVING SHIT OUT IF YOU!"

I jolted up instantly and saw that both Brent and Pix were staring at me weirdly.

"I told you that slapping her would work." Brent tells Pix smugly.

She rolled her eyes at him and got out if the car. Brent and I followed her and immediately you can hear the loud music coming from his house. I could feel the vibrations of it going through my body. There were cars everywhere and already there were drunk people out on the front lawn passed out.

I checked my phone.

7:20

7:20? And people are already drunk and passed out?  I found a sharpie in the grass and an idea popped into my head. Ok now don't judge me, but I couldn't help myself.

I walked over to one of the people passed out and finally decided on this dude. Hmm, he wasn't too bad looking either. I took the sharpie and started doodling on his face. After some squiggles here and there, I finally wrote LLAMA on his forehead. Satisfied with my work, I turned around and realized that I had lost Pix and Brent.

Whatever, we would find each other eventually during the party.

I walked to the front door and was instantly greeted by the host himself, Richard Payne.

"Hey there Danica! I'm glad you could make it. Come in! Help yourself to any food and drinks! Enjoy yourself tonight!"

I smiled and thanked him. I walked in and let my eyes take in his house. It was so big! And beautiful! Too bad it was getting trashed today.

There were plastic cups everywhere. And no I know what you're thinking. Oh it's probably those red solo cups that are always at the cool parties. Well you are wrong! These cups were blue not red! Because I am different!

I roamed around until I found the kitchen. Ooh it was so nice and big and- Eeww, ugh I think I'm gonna throw up. Geezuz people. Don't start making out where people eat. Go get a room!

I slipped past them like a ninja and grabbed the entire bowl of chips. What? It's not like the people in here were eating or anything. Oh wait, they are. Eating each other!

I was about to exit the kitchen when I remembered something. I forgot to get a drink. Duh. I'm obviously gonna get thirsty eating these chips. So I did a 180 and searched through the fridge.

Frowning, I didn't find anything to drink so I walked around the house to see if there were any bowls of fruit punch or something.

Finally, I found a huge bowl of kool aid. Yessss, I love kool aid. I took a cup and filled it up with the sugary red drink. I then went to sit in a corner and helped myself to the chips while listening to the music.

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Hello, so there is more to this but I didn't want the chapter to be too long so I stopped here. The second part will be a whole different chapter. Does that make sense? Anyways, I will try to update again today.

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