"What bathing suit should I wear? What should I wear over it? Should I bring my phone? What are you guys going to wear? Can we have a pet llama?"
"Woah, chill. This would look cute on you." Pix says holding up a pink one piece bathing suit with mint green polka dots, totally ignoring my last question.
"But I don't want to look cute. I want to look SEXY!"
She rolled her eyes at me and began searching through both of our wardrobes for another bathing suit.
"What are you going to wear?" I asked Brent.
He lifted his bathing suit up and I started crying.
No, not crying of sadness. It was in fact the other way around. I was crying of laughter.
Why you ask?
Well listen up my children.
Brent didn't choose swimming trunks like a normal guy would. No, he decided to choose a speedo. Now before you can say anything, it wasn't a regular speedo. No, it just had to have angry birds in it.
Pix heard a laughter and turned around,"what's so funn- holy crap Brent.....WTF IS THAT?!"
"It's what I'm going to wear to the party." He said with a duh tone.
"Uh no. As if a normal speedo wasn't enough, there just had to be angry birds on it."she says crossing her arms across her chest,"you are either wearing normal swim trunks or you are not going to be swimming there at all."
"But you aren't my mother! I can wear whatever I want! Plus wearing this will attract all the cute-"
A venomous glare from Pix made him shut up immediately. He sighed in defeat and went back into his room.
"Dani, you are going to be wearing this." She says holding up a black lace bikini top with bright neon pink bottoms.
"Oooooooh." My eyes shine with interest,"prettyyy."
I snatched it from her hands and ran into the bathroom to change.
"And put on this dress over it!" Pix yelled through the door. She opened it and threw in a flowy sundress.
"I'm so pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gaaaayyyy!" I sang twirling around the house.
Then the most magical thing happened.
"OH MY LLAMAS, THERE ARE POCKETS IN THIS DRESS! I CAN BRING ANYTHING I WANT NOW WITHOUT WEARING A STUPID PURSE!"
Brent finally came out of his room with, thankfully, blue swim trunks and a tshirt on. Pix was wearing a simple black bikini with a cool design in the back.
Finally we got in the car and drove to Richard's house. It was a 30 minute ride since there was traffic and I ended up falling asleep on the car.
Guess what I dreamed about?
If you guessed llamas then you are correct! WHOOO your prize is a virtual high five from the one and only , ME! ✋✋🏻✋🏼✋🏽✋🏾✋🏿
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HumorMeet Danica Brookes. To put it simply, she's a 7 year old in a teenager's body. She has silver hair, likes llamas, and only has two friends. That's ok though because peopl...
