Calum's horny, Calum Wood
Calum is an angry teenager, Calum misunderstood
Calum was able but didn't, Calum could
Calum got and A, Calum good
Who's gonna take my virginity? Calum should
Calum gets in a fight, Calum blood
Calum joined a cult, Calum brotherhood
There were no seats, so Calum stood
