Me: Ok everyone be prepared I'm going to tell a very sad story.
Everyone: ok
Me: It all started one day when Luke coughed. *quietly cries* Then the next day he found he was sick.
Everyone: ok what's the sad part?
Me: LUKE IS SICK IN THIS STORY WHAT IF HE DOESNT FEEL WELL AND IM NOT THERE TO COMFORT HIM. *goes into corner and cries*
