11. Play Chopsticks on the piano with chopsticks.
Reasons why:
1. ASIAN-ness
2. Your chopsticks are at risk of breaking. OH NO!
12. Post a really weird picture of yourself on Facebook.
Reasons why:
1. People will post hateful comments.
2. You will lose friends.
13. Believe in superstitious numbers.
Reasons why:
1. Your superstitions are incorrect.
2. Watch the movie Friday the 13th! (random)
14. Fly a kite during a hurricane.
Reasons why:
1. You'd be "blown away" by the wind.
2. Your poor kite will riiipppp.
15. Buy clothes from a Thrift Shop.
Reasons why:
1. Have you seen the clothes from a thrift shop??
16. Believe you can fly.
Reasons why:
1. YOU CAN'T.
17. Jump out of a window.
Reasons why:
1. You can't fly. (Where did that come from again?)
2. Same thing as jumping off a cliff.
18. Eat too much aspirin in one hour.
Reasons why:
1. You would be stuck in a bathroom all day.
19. Sleep in a lion's den.
Reasons why:
1. You're not Daniel.
2. No one would be tired in a lion's den.
20. Hate Justin Beiber because he is Justin Beiber.
Reasons why:
1. That's discrimination, man!
2. Justin Beiber probably didnt do anything bad to you.
DISCLAIMER: I hate Justin Beiber's songs, but I don't hate Justin Beiber. :P
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