21. Run into a car.
Reasons why:
1. You get a rainbow-colored bruise. (Plus additional wounds!)
2. The car would have to pay a lot of cash, and you should feel bad for the car.
22. Skip a day of school for fun.
Reasons why:
1. Remember, your friends are all at school!
2. The party with yourself is over when your parents find out 1 hour later...
3. "Coincidentally", your class had a pizza party on the same day.
23. Kill someone.
Reasons why:
1. You'll spend the rest of your life as a fugitive or in jail and your life will be over.
2. That person's life is also over.
24. Enter your private info into a "You won a FREE I-PAD!" scam.
Reasons why:
1. Congratulations, you just got ripped off, and your info was stolen!
25. Crash an airplane into your house.
Reasons why:
1. Your parents and family were probably inside there. (unless if you're single!)
2. If you're a kid - driving an airplane as a minor is illegal!
3. If you're an adult - crashing an airplane should be illegal!
4. For the next few months, you would be something called "homeless".
26. Carry an 1000 ton weight by yourself.
Reasons why:
1. You'd break your back and get a heart attack.
2. WARNING: DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!!
3. You're probably not on World's Strongest Men. (They can barely do it!)
27. Go to a witch for a magical potion.
Reasons why:
1. Who trusts a witch? Read your kiddy books!
2. The nearest witch is about 10000000000000000000 light years away.
28. Touch dry ice.
Reasons why:
1. Your hand would disappear! :O (DISCLAIMER: never has happened before.)
2. If you've ever felt ice and fire, it would probably be its baby. Looks like ice, feels like fire!
29. Step into wet concrete.
Reasons why:
1. You're stuck.
30. Wake up your neighbors at 1:00 in the morning by singing.
Reasons why:
1. The neighbors would call the police. (true story!)
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-Dooda
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100 Things You Shouldn't Do in Life
HumorWhat are some of the things you should never do in life? Kill someone? Or jump off a cliff? This list of things you shouldn't do shows you - well what you shouldn't do. (Humor included!) Read this small guide to learn and laugh at things you should...
