TROUBLE IN GAMING

Chapter 1 - PASSION IN GAMING

My name's Jason, and I want to be a beta tester.....Oh, sorry guys. I was just thinking about what I would say to the gaming department. Dad is taking me there today. Me and my friend Tom had been waiting for a long time for this kind of opportunity....and now the time has finally come. We were ready to go and Tom was even coming with us. But then the worst thing ever known to an unpatient mind happened - The tire was out of air. So now we had to wait for another 30 minutes to get on the way. After we got in the car, it looked like everyone wanted to go to the same place at the same time. There was soooo much traffic today !!!!!! When we finally got to the shop.......There was a sign which read that you gotta get the new multi - game and have to be one of the first thousand to beat it to qualify for the beta testing. So now I had to wait for a stupid game to come out on a stupid unknown date and then have to clear it's stupid levels. This can't get worst.

AFTER 2 WEEKS

OH MY GOD !!!!!! The game I have waiting for is finally out !!!!!
The first thing I did after school was go to the game store. But then guess what happened, Remember when I said that it can't get worst, well it just did. I just remembered that my pocket money was over. Well I decided to do the thing that children without pocket money have done for ages..............I begged my parents for money. Well, you know how parents are right. They give you everything you need.........but don't give anything when you really want something. I was really bummed that night. I didn't even come for dinner.....and trust me, when I don't come for dinner....IT MEANS THAT'S I'M ANGRY !!!!!!!!! The next day was pretty fine until I saw the game I wanted in my friend's house. When I asked him if I could play it, he replied "no". Man, was I angry then. Well I felt like to put the guy's face in a microwave and then heat it for an hour. I just left that dork's house then.
Well I had had enough now. All I wanted to do is get the money somehow and get the game. So I decided to steal. That's right. I just said that. I had made up a perfect plan. The plan was me, hanging on a rope and getting mom's purse from the roof through a window. So that night when the lights were all out, I decided to perform my master plan. I was on top of the roof, ready for action when I just realised that I had no rope. Well.....so much for a master plan. But then I had a backup plan. The plan read - Use ducktape, I felt quite weird about putting ducktape all over me and then jumping of the roof. Well anyways I still did do my back up plan.......well the results consisted of me being in hospital for 2 days. When the doctor asked me, how I broke my back, the only thing I could reply was, I had a bad fall from the bed (Well at least it was orignal). While in the hospital, I remembered that the ducktape was a back up plan, in case the string of my Yo-Yo broke. Well now that made more sense didn't it. Well but I didn't give up just there, I then came up with a new idea, which consisted of me sneaking into my parent's room, while they were in the living room, and then to get my hands on that purse. I put the plan into action the next evening. I snuck in, grabbed the purse, the plan was going great and nothing could have gone wrong now. Then I opened the purse, looked through it........and guess what.....THERE WAS NO MONEY !!!!!!
I should really stop talking about nothing going wrong. Well you know something that was really weird. The purse was kept in the family safe. Why do you keep an empty purse in the safe for crying out loud !!!!!! Are you afraid that someone's gonna leave a 250 pound decoration and take a 5 pound purse instead !!!!!!!!!!
So that didn't go as planned either. Well anyway let's look at the bright side instead, At least I didn't get caught. Now let's move on to my another brilliant plan, now I'm gonna go after my father's wallet. When he's sleeping, I'm gonna creep into his room, get his wallet, take the money out and get out of there. So I tried the plan out this night. I crept into the room, found
the..............ICE CREAM !!!!!!!!!
There was ice cream where the wallet was supposed to be. Guess it was DAD who was stealing the ice cream. I wanted to eat that ice cream for such a long time but when ever I tried
to.........IT WAS ALWAYS OVER !!!!!!!!
After that I just noticed that dad was not in bed. OH NO !!!!!!! That means dad was in the toilet.........and the
door nob was turning. I quickly jumped out of the window, which luckily didn't blow my cover.
The next morning I was so frustrated that I even forgot to use soap during the shower. So I just went to the living room, the wallet was on the table and no one was there in the living room. I just went to the wallet, took some money and got out of there.........wait
a minute !!!!!! I've been trying out so many plans when it was really THAT
simple !!!!!!! Just when I was about to head towards the shop, I felt a hand on my shoulder.......I HAD BEEN CAUGHT.......by......I turned around.
It was.......It was.........TOM !!!!!!!
OH MY GOD !!!!!!! He had almost given me a heart attack. When I asked him what he was doing, he told me that my parents let him in. He also told me that he had seen the whole thing. Well then......I had to tell him my whole plan. What I didn't know was, he didn't see me steal. He had been talking about seeing the movie I wanted him to see. Oh....DAMM IT !!!!
So now, I HAD to involve him in my plan. So we went to the game shop together and bought the.......SUPER COOL AWESOME GAME.......Which we always wanted. We couldn't go to my house and play it, or my parents may be suspicious. So we decided to go to his house. Today was a really rainy day, so we tried our best not to get the game wet. After we got to his house, we quickly started playing without any further delay's. There was a 2 player mode in that game.......so now if one of us makes it till the beta testing, both of us will. We just started playing when the plug on which the game was on got struck by a lighting bolt and the game stopped. We had no time to complain as the game quickly rebooted itself
and........and..........Ya that's it........WAIT NO !!!!!! I felt something pulling me, and then....then.....It was all black. When I opened my eyes........I HAD NO IDEA WHERE I WAS !!!!!!!