Nikki sat on the couch contemplating. Quietly humming 'Stupid Hoe' she finally came to a conclusion on the thought that had been troubling we mind for quite some time. Almost as on cue, Ches materialized next to her.
"Hello, did you miss me?"
"Yup."
"Yup what?"
"I missed you."
"Missed who?"
"For fucks sake, not again I have a fucking headache! Please, no."
"Someone's mad. What's wrong my dear?" he asked worryingly.
"Ches, do you love me?" she finally said it.
"Of corse! Why wold you ask such a impossible question?"
"Oh don't play dumb! Who is she, this 'Alice' girl?"
"Hunny, I-"
"Save it! I want to break up! I already emptied our savings account, and your stuff is packed! Just..... Please..... Save me the heart ache and leave now!"
Nikki was in tears. She sprinted to her room in under a few seconds and locked the door. It was no use for Ches could appear and disappear easy.
"Nikki...." he begged.
She ignored him. Her wails getting louder.
"She was giving me advice"
"What kind of advice?" she choked out.
"How to do something I've always wanted to do, she said I should follow my heart and do what I think is right and I think it's time I do it."
Nikki looked up hopefully. It was time, if he didn't do it now he'd loose her forever. He got on one knee and said
"You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe. And will you be my stupid hoe?" he rapped.
"OH MA GOD, YES!!!!" she screeched.
They kissed and lived happily ever after.
