Baby

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OMG! Today was going to be FABOLOUS! I screamed inside my head. I had just woken up from my very gay princess bed with pink sheets, and now I was brushing my gay pink hair with my gay pink hairbrush. In the back of my room the big pink gay closet I had come out of was wide open and all my gay clothes were flowing from it.

I decided to wear my favourite shirt, wich was pink and said: GAY with huge sparkling pink letters. I also put on a pair of tight jeans.

Today was a BIG day! I was going to school! A new school! With other gays! I was homeschooled until today. My parents liked it better that way, but they said that if I really wanted to, I could go to public school.

I ate 8 bowls of sparkling pink cereal for breakfast. I was so EXCITED!
"Charlie!" My mom shouted.
"Mom! My name is not Charlie! It's Baby Snow!" I screamed back.
"That's your gay name! Now come here!" She replied.

I sighed. I followed the sound of her voice. She pointed at my closet.
"What is this mess?" She said with a strict tone.
"I can't see a mess, all I can se is GAY" I replied as sassily as I could.
"Young man, clean it up!" She said.
"But mom, how?" I asked worried.
"You better figure out, because I am not taking you to public school before that mess is GONE" she replied sassily followed by a z-snap and then she left.
I HAD to go to public-school. I was so worried I had a sparkle-attack. I drizzled tons and tons of glitter on myself and cried. After a couple of minutes the mess was gone. Strange.

"I'm finished!" I shouted. My mom ran into my rom at rapid speed. She looked at me with a terrified look.
"How?" she whispered.
"Because I'm the king of gays! Let's go to public school!" I sassily replied and walked out the front door.

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