Alex's Sister

~Chapter 5~

This chapter may make you cringe.

I hope you suffer.

Okay, so Lorna is wearing this dress, except she threw the hat away, ripped off the last two layers of the dress and Torn off her sleeves.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

~??? POV~

  Lorna has been missing for two days now and so far I'm the only one that's looking.

"Where the fuck is mah bitch?" I mutter to myself. It's dark and my cellphone was the only light source I had in my backpack. Then out of no where, I fall into a fucking man hole. "WHO EVEN LEAVES THAT OPEN!"

I land straight on my ass. Apparently it's morning down here.' I wonder if I'm in China...' After cursing multiple times, I come to a shop: "Undertakers".

'Jesus's poop! I'm in BLACK FLAPPING BUTLER!!!' When I enter the shop, I first thing I do is take pictures until I hear a creepy voice asking about the device in my hand.

And I'm like: 'I'll tell you if I can stay here.' And he's like: 'okay', and I say: 'Its a phone'. And then cues his adorable derp face. After like 5 minutes, he finally speaks and says, " Wanna crash a ball with me?", and I say: "Of course! "

~Lorna POV~

  I finally found a dress that makes me look less like a slut, but more like a classy stripper. I swear, all dudes in the 1800s were flipping pervs. Anyway as I was adjusting my chocker, someone knocked on my door.

Sebastian opened up telling me that the guest are arriving, Ciel is waiting for me downstairs, and I'm his date. "Okay, cool, and last time I checked I wasn't his bitch. "

"His fiancee couldn't make it."

"Oh. Nice." I slip my phone into my dress and walk downstairs like a boss. Finny is telling me how good I look. Mei-rin is staring at Sebastian. And Bard is muttering about how he wishes he was my age.

That's just gross.

He looks dusty.

But Ciel, is blushing and his pimp cane dropped. Then out of nowhere I hear the song "Jizz in my Pants" by Lonely Island. Only one bastard I know plays that song when he sees something he likes.

"AXEL, YOU BASTARD! WHERE YA BEEN?!?" Before I can run to him, he sprints up to me, tackles me, and finally straddles me.

~Ciel POV~

'Who is this and why is he straddling Lorna?!?'  （ಠへಠ）

~Lorna POV~

"What da fwack Axel!"

"What the flip Lorna! Running away to Black Butler.....WITHOUT ME! And two: DaMn you look fine with that dress! Finally embracing those  curves! Like, you don't look like a slut, but more like a classy stripper!"

"That's what I was thinking!" Sebastian finally separated us an now Axel can stay here instead of Undertakers. I'm at the door with Ciel greeting in more guest when I see someone with blond hair and blue eyes wearing booty shorts. 'OhmyZeus. Alois Trancy! I wanna see him twerk...'

"Hey Ciel, I'm ready to sing now. But I need Axel though.Dont. And I mean Don't, ask why.

"Sure."

"AXEL! GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE AND BRING A CHAIR!" Five seconds later, he was already one stage.

"Tove lo?"

"Tove lo." Axel knows what to do since we being goofballs and all, we made a dance routine to the song.

(A/N: Let me clear something, I started this in 2014-15, so yes this is extremely old and I to lazy to change it)

I walk to the center of the stage, place my phone in a nearby flower pot so the beat of the song will play. With all eyes on me I begin.

" Bed, stay in bed
The feeling of your skin locked in my head (Axel strokes my hair)
Smoke, smoke me broke
I don't care I'm down for what you want (I push Axel in the chair)

Day drunk into the night (I circle him)
Wanna keep you here
Cause you dry my tears
Yeah, summer lovin' and fights
How it is for us
And it's all because (he gets up, grabs me by my waist)

Now if we're talking body
You got a perfect one
So put it on me (he dips me)
Swear it won't take you long (he lifts me back up and twirls me into his chest)
If you love me right
We fuck for life(I sway my hips against him)
On and on and on
*repeat*

Love, give me love (we hug and pull away, still holding each other)
Anything you want I'll give it up
Lips, lips I kiss (I lean in to kiss him then turn away)
Bite me while I taste your fingertips

Day drunk into the night(we pull away)
Wanna keep you here
Cause you dry my tears(he wipes my invisible tears)
Yeah, summer lovin' and fights
How it is for us
And it's all because

(Basically what we did the first time)
Now if we're talking body
You got a perfect one
So put it on me
Swear it won't take you long
If you love me right
We fuck for life
On and on and on
*repeat*

Bodies
Our baby making bodies we just use for fun
Bodies
Let's use them up til every little piece is gone
(Let's go) [everyone starts to stand up]
On and on and on
(Let's go)
On and on
(Let's go) [I start to spin]

Now if we're talking body
You got a perfect one
So put it on me (I look at everyone in the crowd)
Swear it won't take you long
If you love me right
We fuck for life
On and on and on (everyone starts dancing but Sebastian and Ciel)

Now if we're talking body (I look at Ciel)
Put it on me (I wink at him)
If you love me right
We fuck for life
On and on and on (Axel walks off stage and dances with Mei-rin and I walk seductively toward Ciel)

Now if we're talking body (I walk around him)
You got a perfect one
So put it on me ( I sit on his lap)
Swear it won't take you long
If you love me right
We fuck for life (staring into Ciels eyes)
On and on and on"

When the song ends, I quickly start to get off Ciels lap when I notice something is poking me....'

  "Umm, is he poking me with his finger?  But his hands are around my waist so what could it b-OHMYOINTMENT IT'S HIS DINGGLE-HOPPER!!'

°¡°¡°¡°¡°¡°¡°¡°¡°¡°¡°¡°¡°¡°¡°¡°¡°¡°¡°¡°¡°¡°¡°¡°¡°

Soooo, Lorna gave Ciel a "problem". Hope you're liking the story so far! B¥€!!!

--Lazy Edit /2016/----

Why the fuck was I so perky? 2014-15 me is sooo cringe worthy. (T＿T)