~ Lorna's POV~
He just gives me a puzzled look. I sigh.
"Look, it's like how Fuck off, means: Fuck off, I just said it politely."
"I don't give a shit." He then goes to stab me.
I grab the hand that has the knife and twist his arm back. I quickly trip him to the ground. Then I flip him over and pin his arms and legs down while holding his knife to his neck. "Who do you work for?!?" I never really done this before so I just took a line from a movie.
This place looks very fucking familiar.
"Funtom! I work for Funtom!"
"Wait...like, Ciel fucking Phantomhive. Owner of the Funtom Toy Company? Your bullshittery isn't appreciated, cunt."
"N-no, I'm serious! Really! B-but can you plea-"
"You liar, anyway just stay off the fucking speed dude. Might as well just hand me a t-shirt reading: "I'M IN BLACK BUTLER!" I didn't realize it but I was pressing that guys pressure point, so when he became quiet I began to drag him to the end of the ally. Sadly I never reached my goal because my face got a make-out session with a gloved hand.
Well I'll be damned.
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I woke up to a plain ceiling with my hands cuffed to a bed and my feet tied together. Kinky.
I forgot how much rape was in here.
I easily escape the cuffs by dislocating my fingers (not martial arts, I just fucked up my hand one time and yeah) and relocating them (PAINFYLLY) then untying my legs. I didn't want to be in anymore trouble, so I open the window, screamed out "Cats suck ass" , and lied back down on the bed. If I really am in Kuroshituji, Sebastian better make an appearance and fuck me up.
As soon as I finish my mating call, the door opens and my heart skips a beat. There is a God.
"Wassup Sebastian."
"Hello M'lady. Would you kindly change into this dress. Young master would like to see you. And cats most certainly do not feed from arses."
"Well that's tough nuggets about the dress, but I'll see him. Dresses aren't my forte, dude. But I respect your reasoning about cats." Hmmp, I got him nothing can change my mi-
"I'll can offer you anything Master would find suitable." Fuck.
"...chocolate?"
"We have a freezer full of chocolate that is from multiple foreign countries."
Looks like I've been damned. Sorry, Dad.
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Well, what do ya think? I'm kinda losing my love for Kuroshituji, so slow updates probably will happen. And that's one of her outfits at the top.
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