Yeah fuck it, this story is now going off my own imagination.
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I already saw the whole Kuroshituji episodes and seasons, so nothing was really a big surprise for me. I would say the same for Axel, but he decided to play the "damsel who constantly needs to be comforted" throughout the whole murder.
But let me tell you, I don't think he was fake crying when Sebastian was "murdered. "
After everyone left, we kinda were just standing there with Ciel's new butler. I actually was using this time to stare at the priest and wonder if he was missing out on his priestly duties.
Not even fifteen seconds in to questioning myself (A/N: Been there), the doctor comes running back inside, yelling about how the priest isn't who he says he is but the one and only Sebastian Michealis himself.
And what a shocker, the priest pulls off his extremely effective mask and revealed himself as Sebastian. Axel hugged the demon but Sebby kinda just stood there with a thin eyebrow raised.
They spoke about how the man found out and even congratulated the chap. After he left for real this time, Ciel turned to asking why I wasn't as emotional as Axel was.
"Sebastian is an amazing butler. You chose him yourself, so why would I ever believe for a second that he can't take a poker to the back but can kill anyone with utensils of all objects?"
After my bullshit explanation, neither character said anything to me. I turned on my heels and quickly walked to the kitchen, just in time to see Bard about to use his flamethrower to roast some meat.
"Ovens are beautiful contraptions that shouldn't be used to toast your shoes on a cold day."
He paused to reposition the meat, "But I'm thinkin' that if I position tis beef, nothin' would burn!"
I truly find it difficult to believe that this genius is related to me. Now that I think about it, I never really found out what side makes him related to me. Probably my mother, father did say she was crazy.I also know that I have a sister, but she doesn't know of my existence and she never will.
I stop my thoughts just in time to see the idiot steady his aim, but I kicked the back of his knees to throw him off balance.
It worked, but he still managed to fire the damn thing.
A burning flame only grew more, eating up the wooden cabinets. I can't really do much at this point but splash only ounces of water at a time because I was using a damn teacup. Bard was still sitting on his ass staring at the withering flame, even when Sebastian had finally shown up.
You'd think that a demon could smell fire from any distance or in this case, something burning but alas it took him about ten minutes to smell burning wood. We were about twenty-five steps away.
How the fuck can you call yourself a demon. I mean, no hate, but really.
After his appearance, I blinked and the fire was out. Sebastian held an empty bucket while Bard was slowly scooching (still on his ass) toward the door.
Still, I really don't understand what side of the family tree he comes from.
"Who started this?" Sebastian glanced at both of us while Bard was frozen in mid-scooch. I spoke up, "It was a fire, and we're in the kitchen. Do I honestly have to break it down? This should be obvious, come on now."
I had to resist the urge of rolling my eyes, I heard you could strain your eyeballs if you roll them too much.
Sebastian stared at Bard, who was kind of shaking if you actually noticed. The air was getting really cold and tense, so I left once again but this time to find a warmer place. The garden seemed pretty reasonable, it's outside and Pluto is there so it works out in my favor.
I stepped out on the wide porch and breathed in the fresh smell of roses and lavender. Not the best combination, but it's okay I guess. Finnian was casually tending to some flower, or bush, they all grow so whatever, I snuck up on the fella.
"Finfin~"
When I first saw Finnian in the show, I knew he was a dude. But his scream, might just change everything.
*girlish squeal at a DNCE concert*
I can honestly say that it hurt me. He started pointing at my shoulder, as if that would get me to look. To avoid any clichés, I calmly walked behind Finnian so whatever it was wouldn't attack me if I stupidly turn my head. Once around him, I turned to rest my eyes on the figure that made me reconsider Finny's gender.
The figure was reasonably tall, well probably not, at least taller than me. The sound of bells soon grew louder in our ears, a small and faint tune was being hummed behind me. I wasn't scared or anything, but I certainly wasn't happy with it.
Where the bloody fuck was Sebastian or Ciel? Hell, what about Pluto?
But it was too late, I was way in deep into my thoughts and didn't feel something tighten around my neck. I was losing my air supply, but I wanted to look into the eyes of my demise for when I fall. All that father trained me for, to die a fate like this.
I turned slowly, my vision fading fast. I wanted to see my killer, to see the bitch who actually grew the balls to pursue my assassination.
And I grimaced, and a bitch I saw.
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OKay, so sorry for the wait. There was some difficulty deciding on what to do toward the end.
I told you chapters would be longer, but that's the problem. With longer chapters come longer waits. Well, with me, that is.
But hey! Thanks to this little note, I wrote 1010 words 😆.
Later.
-TØBS

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