The Spirit detective duo (Boton X Male Reader)

Resurrection

We open on the gang floating above the apartment . Yueske was of course complaining about waiting.

Yueske: If there's one thing I hate it's waiting and being rushed. And that's all we've been doing lately.

Y/n: Can you quit being such a brat! Koenma's coming over soon with our fucking lives back at least be a little grateful.

Boton: He's right, Yueske, people like Koenma are always quite busy.

Yueske Scoffed.

Yueske: Those guys just like to keep you waiting to make you think they're important. Besides how busy can a toddler be.

Suddenly Koenma appeared beside Yueske with a beyond annoyed look on his face.

Koenma: I thought you agreed to stop calling me that.

Yueske: Koenma ?!

Koenma: Yo.

Yueske: Stop sneaking up on me like that it's really pissing me off!

Before he could say more, Y/n and Boton cover his mouth while Y/n was giving him a noogie to shut him up even more.

Y/n: Can it, bone head.......

Boton: Ha,ha,ha,ha. Koenma sir, Yueske was wondering when would be a good time to bring him back to life.

Koenma:Ah yes, about that matter. We're going to have to rush.

Y/n, Boton and Yueske look at Koenma with confused and worried faces before the toddler deity grabs both of the teenager's hand and quickly flies over the city with Boton close behind.

Koenma: Come with me!

Y/n: (Gags) I'm gonna fucking hurl......why is it so fucking fast....in such HIGH ELEVATIONS!!!!!!!!

They travel back to an apartment keeping Yueske and Y/n's body, where Atsuko is drinking her sorrows away...... Again

The four spirits step into the room containing the brother's bodies. As always, Yusuke is there to make an snarky remark.

Yusuke: Nice pads, good thing mom had good fire insurance.

Y/n: The fact no one in this hotel questions why there's a dead body here both confuses and scares me.

Atsuko, unable to hear Y/n or Yusuke's spirit doesn't react.

Yusuke: (to Koenma) So are you going to put us back in our body now ?

Koenma: Not just yet. Energy of the body and energy of the soul have their own wavelengths. Unless the two are perfectly aligned, they cannot join. Which won't happen until tomorrow.

Yusuke: (Excitedly) Wow, starting tomorrow I'll be a human again with real fists and everything!

Y/n: There's gonna be so many people I'll get to see again! Mom, Mister Takaneka, Kuwabara, Raiko! Shit! This is amazing.

Koenma: Not so fast, you two. That's the best case scenario. There is a small problem, though. The frequency of BOTH your wavelength, interestingly enough, is lower than most people. Miss this chance now, your waiting another while to regain it.

Y/n: Okay, how long is this "while" ?

Yusuke: Yeah, are we talking weeks or months ?

Koenma: (Nonchalant) Fifty two years.

Y/n and Yusuke: FIFTY TWO YEARS!!!!!

Y/n: We'll be fucking old men by then, if not that, then ashes in an urn if mom and Keiko starts thinking we're just dreams now!