Don't Try That With Me (Outdated)

Why am I like this?

Dan's POV

After Phil kicked PJ's ass, we went to the cafeteria. I didn't grab anything because I barely eat and Phil didn't as well. We were talking about random stuff. Turns out Phil likes lions. Thats so adorable! Daniel James Howell... Get it together! Phil is interesting. I wanna get to know him. We were laughing at something he did. Those eyes though... How can a human have such a beautiful smile? This conversation was taking a serious turn...

"Umm... Dan, what's your sexuality?" Phil asked, a hint of worry in his eyes. I froze. Why? Why did he ask?

"Bisexual. You?" He looked relieved but scared at the same time. Im not a homophobic prick like the others... Why is he so scared?

"Im -... " And at that same moment Ally appeared. She sat on my lap and started palming me. Usually this turns me on... But today it's different... It disgusts me... I just take her off my lap and continue chatting with Phil. He never once mentioned his sexuality. But whenever the conversation turned to the past, he would change it. I wonder... When I was about to ask him again, the bell rang. So we went to Biology. Neither of us spoke again... Both quiet. I would stare at him while he wasn't looking , and he would stare at me while I wasn't paying attention. I think. I mean I felt someone looking at me.

"Howell, you attention over here. I'm sure you can stare at Lester later." Both me and Phil went red. The class just laughed. The girls were 'awww!' and the boys were making jokes. Why does this boy make me act like this? Ughhhh...

"Howell's finally tamed!" Chris, one of the populars, yelled. Everyone started laughing. Phil was even more red now. But me? I was angry.

"Jealous much?" I said to him. Everything went quiet. PJ looked extremely sad and Chris looked hurt. I knew they were together. I knew they had problems. They had been my best friends since second grade. But when we entered middle school they just stopped being the nerds I grew up with. Meanwhile, Mr. Franta just stood there, extremely interested in this conversation.

"At least I don't fuck every girl I see. " Chris said very loud. That hit a nerve. A big one. That wasn't true. I do admit I have sex way too often, but not every girl.

"At least I don't cheat on my lover." And everyone went 'ohhhh'. PJ just started crying and Chris shut up. Mr.Franta continued his class and everyone was silent. When I looked at Phil, he looked disappointed... Sad... I felt like hugging him... For some reason... Ughh... I don't like what this boy is doing to my mind. Its annoying.
The class ended and we headed to History. Yay! Only teacher that doesn't treat me like a delinquent. Mr. Oakley is one of the best teachers in this school. Back to the subject. I walked out of the classroom, Phil following me. I thought about the look he had in the classroom... I wanted to know what happened but... I was too afraid to ask. And before I knew it, I walked into the door, falling on my butt.

"Dan, are ok?" Phil asked as he helped me get up. I looked at those blue eyes... This boy is gonna be the death of me one day. I zoned out and Phil was waving his hands to get my attention.

"Uhhh... Yeah, Im ok." I opened the door, Mr. Oakley talking about how he didn't care if the couples held hands in the classroom. As long as they didn't kiss and start have sex, he was fine with it. He saw me and Phil and smirked. Here comes the shippings... I smell group project. I sat in the last row, Phil next to me.

"Soo... Now you're all gonna go in pairs. But I choose them!" Everyone started getting excited. Mostly because he makes shipping names and people like it. His pairs always function correctly. Unless you put me with Chris or PJ. That's just an epic fail.

"So fist pair.... Blah... Blah.... Blah... Blah... And the final pair is: Phan. Phil Lester and Dan Howell. It's not Dil because Phil tops. Just saying." And that's all I needed to imagine me and Phil... Doing stuff... Him topping... My pants became a bit tight and Phil was giggling. I hadn't noticed until he told me.

"Dan... You have a boner... Do I turn you on?" He said, with a smirk. This boy! I blushed and shook my head. Wait... Why was he looking at my... Does he...?

"Why were you looking there?" And he went red. Haahahaha! Jokes on you now! Wait, what? Is he gay? And we didn't notice Mr. Oakley looking at us and listening to our conversation. That was until he started giggling and gave us both a paper. I didn't know what Phil's said... But mine was painfully embarrassing.

'Go to the bathroom to sort that boner. BTW, make sure to remind Phil to use lube. Go for it~' I just stood up and went to the bathroom. I did notice a blushing Phil looking at the ground. So adorable! Not adorable. Stop.

Phil's POV

Mr. Oakley gave me and Dan a paper after that extremely weird conversation. I don't know what he said to Dan in his paper, but mine was... Ughhh...

'I know you were looking at Dan's... Remember to stretch Dan before using that gun. Go for it~' I just looked at the ground. I swear I hadn't blushed as much in my entire life. Dan went out to what I presume is the bathroom. That's when it hit me, Did he get hard because of me?! What?

I just started doodling on my notebook and it turned into a drawing of me naked and Dan naked as well. I only realised when PJ just randomly walked to where I was and pointed it out...

"What are you drawing?" I just shrugged because I hadn't payed attention. "Umm... Phil... You're drawing naked people." When I noticed I went red again. Before I could just pass the page, Dan looked at my page... When did he get here? And he looked a bit mad. I just looked away... Thinking 'Why am I acting like this?'

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A/N

Oh my god. Sorry for this being so short.
Don't kill me... Haha.
Bye,
Anina