'I'm here for my job assignment.' I said to the secretary through the glass of the office before me. I didn't even want to be here but my dad said I need to get more involved in 'my college experience' as he called it, and at my refusal to join any of the college clubs we compromised and agreed(more my father forced) that I would get an on-campus job and that's what I'm doing here today. I didn't have much choice as it was already five months into semester, in fact I didn't have a choice at all I just had to accept what ever they give me.
'Name.' At the sound of the woman's voice I nearly broke out in laughter at how similar to the slug from monsters ink she sounded but I held back for the sake of her feelings.
'Holly Jacobs.' I reply through my grin.
'Ahh okay, radio station, Assistant, oh and you start today, 20 minutes from now actually.' She replies.
It takes me a couple of moments for me to overcome my internal laughter but I thank her and start to walk away from the office. Just as I'm about to walk out the door the woman calls out a good luck to me and I have to actually run out the door so I could finally relieve myself of my laughter that had been building inside of me earning a few strange glances from passers by.
My search for the radio station was cut short as I heard medicine by the 1975 blasting through the outside speakers of a building not too far in front of me. I stopped short when I reached the door of the building where the music was generating from as I read the hand written sign blue tacked to the door, 'welcome to the hub of the best music you will hear in ur petty little lives. U will also meet the best boss and music God in all ur lives(not zayn malik soz).
P.s Liam sometimes brings food
P.p.s Niall usually eats all food mentioned above
Enjoy xoxo(gossipgirl lol)'
Trying to remove what I just read from my mind I push open the door and enter a room filled with shelves full of record and CDs, but again I stop in my tracks as I here to people arguing. I turn the corner and see one boy with long curly hair tied in some sort of scarf wrapped around his head that he magically pulls off whilst sitting on a barbie tricycle speaking to another man who's back is facing me. 'Listen Lou, I don't get what's so hard to understand as soon as you contribute to my humble abode you can be mentioned on the welcome sign straight away.'
'I get that Haz I really do, and I'm trying, believe me, but I just don't get it, Liam brings food, contribution, understood, but Zayn and Niall what they do?' The second boy who I now know as Lou questions.
The first boy, Haz, or whatever his name is has a face of utter hurt and let's out a gasp so dramatic he could be on Broadway immediately speaks, 'don't you dare question what the one and only Zayn contributes his fierce good looks and amazing bod inspire me to become a better person, and as for sweet, innocent Niall, he eats all the unhealthy food so I can move further towards being Zayn.' He responds as if it is the most obvious thing to say.
Louis turns and walks away with determination written all over his face. Once he he sees me he stops dead. 'Harry!' He calls out.
'Yes, my child?'
'There is very pretty, very confused borderline scared girl standing here, who may or may not have just heard our whole discussion!'
'Send her through, it happens more than you would expect!' Harry calls back nonchalantly.
As I begin to walk towards my new boss, Louis grabs my shoulder and whispers to my ear, 'don't even think about getting on that welcome sign before me, is that clear?'
'Crystal,' I reply struggling to hide my laughter for the second time today at how he is adorably failing at being intimating.
'Harry,' he calls back again, ' I like her, she has no fear in her eyes.'
'Excellent,' Harry replies.
As Louis lets go of me I walk through to see harry has abandoned his barbie tricycle to replace it with what now looks like a wine glass full of chocolate milk. 'What's you name?' He asks quite forwardly.
'Holly Jacobs.'
'Excellent, now would you like a tour?' He asks
I look around the grungy one room building and wonder what kind of tour could come from it, but I agree anyway.
'Excellent, after you pretty girl.'
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I realise I kinda copied pitch perfect with the dad stuff soz and the radio station but that's all I used it for promise. Xx
