Gabby pov:
I yawned and rolled out of bed.
"GOOD MORNING!" liel yelled in my face .
I shoved her face away and mummbled "morning"
"Get dressed dumb fuck, were going to ihop" alex said to me.
Taylor and I are always the last awake now-a-days. It use to be Alex. But for some reason she's been waking up so fucking early.
Fucking motor mouth ass nigga when she wakes up.
Like her energy goes from 0 to 100 nigga real quick. Like back the fuck up, sit the fuck down, lose the energy wigga-boo jiggaboo wiggle wiggle wiggle do do do dooo doo wiggle wiggle wiggle LIKE NO! SIT DOWN BITCH!
I hobbled up the stairs after eating my breakfast and threw on shorts, a T-shirt and purple vans
Why the fuck do I own a rainbow amount of vans
I walked back downstairs and all the girls were already dressed and ready sitting next to their boyfriends.
Then there was liel
"I have something to say" liel said
"We" ashton said looking at liel and smiling
"Were dating" liel said with the biggest smile
Oml really? LASHTON FOR THE WIIIIN
I think I was more excited than anyone here.
"THE SHIP HAS FINALLY SAILED!" I screamed
"Babe calm down" michael said laughing at my reaction
"How come yall aren't as excited as me?" I asked
"You were the last to find out" taylor said
I just stood there for a second and liel knew that was the queue to start running.
I literally chased her for 10 minutes around the whole house
"How come you didn't tell me before?" I said finally grabbing onto her shirt
"Thought you already knew" she laughed
"Well obviously not!" I put on a fake angry face but ended up laughing
"I'm so fucking freakin frikedy frak happy for you!" I hollered
Ashton told us all it was time to go, And marched us out to the bands van.
We piled into the van and there was an awkward silence.
Faaaaaaaarrrrrrtttt
"Oh my fucking god" we all laughed
"Had to break the silence some how" michael shrugged. "At least it doesn't smell bad"
We all laughed so hard and ashton rolled down the window
"Bloody fuckin hell michael. Might now smell bad back there but up here it foookiiin reeks of death and rotten potatoes"
We all went silent at his description till taylor started laughing like she can't breath
Should i call an ambulance...or like...CPR this bitch... How about both?
We got to IHOP and once again, stuffed our faces with pancakes until luke thought it would be funny to throw some pancakes at calum. He got up and threw some eggs at luke but it hit ashton.
Eggs, bacon, grits, SAUSAGE! Started flying around the room hitting us and everyone else in the room
"Excuse me!" The manager yelled before a giant piece of French toast hit him in the face.
"Leave! Immediately! You fucking teenage dirtbags!"
"Make us" calum said slapping the manager with jelly toast
"I will call the cops!" He yelled
"DO IT" we said back, throwing food and preparing ourselves to run.
He picked up the phone and called
"Hello what's your problem?"
"I have a bunch of teenagers in my restaurant throwing food around and disrupting my customers"
"What resturant?"
"IHOP on 25th street near Starbucks"
"Were sending people now *beep*" they hung up
"Ha! Dirtbags, they are coming now! Prepare for jail!" The manager laughed evily.
We all started running and he tried to block us off
OHHHH LOOK AT THE FAKE OUT, SIDE STEP SPIN AROUND LIKA CAROUSEL, CANT TOUCH DIS!
We eventually got out and made a run for the the van and drove off
"Teenage dirtbags?" Michael said raising an eyebrow
"I like it." Luke said
"We should get a bumper sticker that says that" Ashton and calum agreed
"Let's do it!" We all yelled
Ashton blasted "don't stop" and we took off towards the shop that they make bumper stickers
When we got there they asked what we wanted.
"A bumper sticker that says teenage dirtbags" ashton said taking out his wallet
"$15" the cashier said
He handed him the money and in no time we got the sticker and put it on.
"Where should we go now?" Liel asked.
