AN: Im on my phone so i dont think i can use bold or italic words :/ But anyways, here's another chapter. Oh and sorry about the divider thing below. it might not match on some devices. Well, here we go!!!
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Dipper POV
I know it's wrong to eavesdrop, but I had to. What was Bill doing here?! This was highly suspicious! "Lazy Susan said I could get a job here." Oh. Maybe Mabel was right. Maybe I'm just obsessed. "Heya bro-bro!" Speak of the Devil. She was bubbly and smiley as usual. I tried to look like I wasn't eavesdropping and smiled at her. She looked out to where Grunkle Stan was and saw Bill. She turned back to me, knowing that I was eavesdropping. "Dipper, were you doing what I think you were doing?" She said grinning. "Shut it." I say. "I knew it! You were spying on him!" Mabel says. "It's not what it looks like! I was wondering why he was here and getting suspicious!" I say and drag Mabel up to our room so nobody can hear us, especially Bill. "I see you blushing again! Even Waddles knows!" I look down at the pig. "Mabel, he's sleeping." I point at the napping pig. Okay, so maybe I did have a teeny tiny crush on Bill, but it wasn't a big deal. And nobody could know. "C'mon, let's talk about it!" She says. How did Mabel always know when I had a crush?! It was plain freaky. I gave in. "Alright, so I might have a miniscule crush on Bill. Like microscopic." "YES!" Mabel yelled. "Step one is done." "What was step one?" I asked. "To get you to admit your feelings!" She replies. Oh no. Not another one of Mabel's plans for my love life. They /never/ work out. Mabel herself has a new crush every week! And I remember her last plan for me....
Flashback
"Just tell me whatever Mabel wants you to say!" "Wendy... I...... am going to find another way out of here!" (Weird flashback time skip thing) "If only you knew that I am completely in love with you..." " Uhhh Dipper?" "Wendy you're alive!"
End of Flashback
"No plans this time Mabel, please?" I ask. "Oh come on Dipper it won't be that bad." She says. "No! They never turn out good, no offense." I demand. Mabel sighs. "Fine." She turns on her music. "Hmmm Criminal or Straight Blanchin'?" She asks. "People still listen to Straight Blanchin'?" I ask. "No, I actually just have it to annoy Wendy!" She giggles. "Criminal it is!" She announces and plays the song. (Great song for BillDip btw. It's by Britney Spears) She sings along as I wonder if there really is anything suspicious about Bill other than his name. I guess not.
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Hope you enjoyed this chapter. As always, leave feedback if any of humanity ever sees this. Edit: I'm not on my phone anymore so I can use bold!
