AN So today, I'm going to show more of The Mystery Twins' personality. Oh, and I forgot to mention last chapter, there may be mild swearing. Here we go!
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Dipper POV
I watched the new guy walk back to his lonely table, then go back to Mabel and the others. Grunkle Stan, as usual, is finding a new way to waste people's money. Mabel and Wendy are seeing how many strips of bacon Soos can fit in his mouth. I smile and start cheering with them. "Soos! Soos! Soos!" He finally gets to the point where no more bacon can fit and Mabel turns her attention to me. She quietly whispers "Wow he seems really nice. He stuck up for you there." Mabel says and winks. She's the only one who knows I'm bi. I actually tell her almost everything I want to. She's really trustworthy but sometimes she can be annoying, like now. "No, Mabel, not right now." I say. "I see you blushing!" She says in a singsong voice. I change the subject and say "What I was going to say was don't you think it's odd that someone moved here? Nobody's moved here since we did, and that was forced. I'm sure that nobody had moved here for a long time." Mabel says "I don't think so, bro-bro. I think you're obsessing over it!" Thankfully, Lazy Susan comes out with pancakes for everyone then, so I stuff my face. "When everyone is done, we're going to introduce our newcomer, Bill!" Says Lazy Susan. Bill was his name. That was suspicious. But how would I bring that up? I couldn't just say, hey Bill is also the name of a demonic triangle. I'm going to have to crack this case myself.
Le time skip about 10 min.
"Alright everyone! Are we all done?" Lazy Susan says. "Alright, so this is Bill. Take it from here Bill!"
Bill POV
"Take it from here Bill!" "Hi everyone. I'm Bill Austeria and I just moved here from Portland." I hadn't thought of a complex cover story yet! What should I say? "I play soccer a lot and I like to be outside. I'm an only child." Alright, sounds good. Thankfully, Lazy Susan starts to introduce everyone to me. "That's Manly Dan in that booth, and there's Tyler at that table and Old Man McGucket. Oh, and there's the Pines family, Dipper, Mabel, and Stanley with the Mystery Shack staff, Soos and Wendy. I'm sure you could get a job there." Lazy Susan says smiling. "I think I will." I said. Everyone waves and smiles at me when they hear themselves being introduced. It doesn't take too long and soon everyone knows me. Today's the perfect day to get a job at the Mystery Shack. But I have to stick to this completely boring personality all the time.
Yet another time skip 10 min. into the future
The Pines family left about 5 minutes ago, so I leave. I walk on the dusty sidewalks and look for the Mystery Shack. I know where it is, but I have to pretend like I don't. Once I "find it", I knock on the door and wait for someone to come. The door opens and I see Pine Tree-I mean Dipper. I have to call him Dipper. "Oh hey Dipper, is Stan here?" I say. "Yeah, I'll get him." Pi-Dipper says. Dipper brings Stan over and leaves. "What do ya want kid?" Stan asked. "Lazy Susan told me I could get a job here." I say. Stan grins and says "That's right kid. And we don't do interviews or anything like that. If you want the job, you're in!" "Okay, when do I start?" I ask.
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AN: Ugh i just saw that italics don't show up on the mobile site. Oh well, maybe I'll use parentheses. Yay Bill has a job with Dipper! But this story might take a turn hehehehehe But if it does it's not going to be for a while... maybe.
