1- The more you way, the harder you are to kidnap...stay safe, eat cake!
2- I wish I wanted abs as much as I wanted french fries.
3- One piece of cake is left. Your sister and you both want it. What should you do?
Kill her.
4- Fitness? More like fitness whole pizza in my mouth.
5- Ways to my heart:
(1) Buy me food
(2) Make me food
(3) Be food.
YOU ARE READING
Just...no
RandomEnter at your own risk. This is basically for stuff I find relatable, funny, etc. So expect a lot of weirdness.
