Ft. Brendon Urie and guest starring Sarah Urie
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You're having a lazy day with your fiancé, Josh, just laying on your couch watching reruns of Criminal Minds and The Office. Just as Agent Morgan is about to catch this episode's killer, Josh's phone rings. He sits up, answering his phone.
"Hey Brendon, what's up? What kind of stuff? Ohhhhh. Let me ask Y/N." He pulls the phone away from his ear, turning to you. You raise an eyebrow at him questioningly. "Brendon says he scored some stuff, and wants to share. Is it cool if he comes over?" You shoot Josh a thumbs up turning your attention back to Criminal Minds. You smile to yourself knowing that Brendon's "stuff" is some dope weed and that Sarah doesn't like smoking with him so he comes to you and Josh. It's always fun to smoke with Brendon and Josh.
At about 7 the doorbell rings signaling Brendon's arrival. Josh jumped up to get it obviously excited to get high. Brendon waves his stash in the air exclaiming, "Let's get BAKED motherfuckers!" and running into your backyard. You and Josh laugh and follow him, first grabbing all of the snacks you had bought to cure the sure to ensue munchies. Your backyard has a large stone firepit and benches; the three of you gather around and Brendon fills his bowl.
Brendon takes the first hit then, coughing, passes it to Josh, who, after his hit, passes it to you. After a few more rounds of this, you're all getting pretty fucked up. Josh looks at you with the bowl in his hand, "Shotgun?" He asks. You nod eagerly. He smiles and takes a hit, then he leans over and kisses you, blowing the smoke into your mouth. You look to your other side to see Brendon looking at you expectantly. You cock your head at Josh to ask permission. He laughs and nods. You lean over and kiss Brendon passing the smoke to him. He blows it out as the three of you erupt into giggles.
"Man this shit is DOPE!" Brendon yells.
"Dooppeeee!" You echo.
"Sick as frick!" Josh adds.
Josh stands up and takes off his shirt. He's wearing his shorts low, showing off his torso, v-line, and happy trail. Just the way he knows you like it. He sits back down and stretches, winking at you, knowing how much it will turn you on. He takes another hit and you move to sit on his lap, facing him, legs wrapped around his waist, straddling him. You take the bowl and take another hit before saying, "Damn, babe. I'm getting hungry, and not for the snacks." You kiss him roughly, moving one hand across his bare torso while tangling the other in his hair.
You can feel him getting hard underneath you as he deepens the kiss, both of you forgetting Brendon until he speaks up, "Hey fuckers, either get a room or let me join." He jokes, laughing. You break the kiss with Josh, raising your eyebrows and motioning towards your baked friend. Josh winks, laughing, and lightly pushed you towards Brendon. You move over to him, kissing him as well. You slip your hand into his jeans gliding it over his dick until you feel him start to harden. "What the FUCK" he exclaims in laughter, pleasantly surprised by your invitation.
You stand up taking Josh's hand in one of yours and Brendon's in the other and lead them both up to the bedroom you share with Josh. You all take your clothes off as you move to the bed. You focus on Josh, since he's your fiancé, but you make sure to share a few lustful kisses with Brendon as well. Josh slides one, then two fingers inside of you, pumping them in and out, making you moan, while Brendon warms himself up beside you. "Ready, babe?" Josh asks. You nod and he flips you over, pulling you up so you're propped up on your hands and knees. He moves behind you and holds on to your waist. He thrusts his now fully erect member inside of you almost immediately hitting your spot and finding a rhythm.
You let out several loud moans as Brendon moves in front of you. "Still hungry, Y/N?" He asks.
"Y-yes," you breathe, taken over by Josh's powerful thrusts. Brendon begins face-fucking you, hitting the back of your throat each time. The two of them together are pushing you quickly towards the edge. Suddenly, you hear the front door slam shut.
"Brendon?" You hear someone shout. Fuck. It's Sarah. Brendon removes himself from you and scrambles to gather his clothes as Sarah's footsteps grow closer. Josh pulls out of you and the two of you quickly hide under the covers, Josh laying on his side with his back turned to the door so his erection wasn't noticeable. Brendon hurries into the bathroom to hide, and you turn on the TV as Sarah bursts into your room.
"Hey guys!" Sarah says, "I saw Brendon's car outside. Do you know where he is?"
"Um.. No. Sorry." Josh mumbles, shifting uncomfortably as you shake your head.
Sarah looks around the room, noticing all of the strewn clothes and realizing what she had interrupted. "oh.. OH. Oh my god! I am so sorry! I'll, um.. Let you continue now.." She stutters backing up to leave, but she doesn't quite reach the door when a loud groan erupts from the bathroom. It takes all your will power to not face palm at Brendon. He was so close to not getting caught, but he just had to finish himself off.
Sarah rushes over to the bathroom, throwing open the door. "BRENDON?!" She yells upon seeing her husband, naked with his hand still around his erection. "What the fuck?! W-where you LISTENING to them? And getting off to it?!" You try your best to stifle your laughter, while gently rubbing Josh's member to keep it hard. You aren't done with him yet. "This is so fucked up!" Sarah exclaims dragging Brendon out of the bathroom as he struggled to dress himself. You could tell he was trying to look ashamed, while forcing back laughter, as he was still baked off his ass.
You and Josh hear Sarah close the front door and start her car. As soon as she's gone you both erupt into fits of laughter. "Shall we continue?" Josh smiles. You nod, biting your lip. Josh hovers over you, entering into you once again, quickly rediscovering your spot and recovering his rhythm. He starts to whimper as he gets close, his thrusts getting sloppy. You dig your nails into his back, trying to hold yourself together until he hits his high. You head him groan and you arch your back feeling him release inside of you as you release onto him. You ride out your high highs together, and once you're finished Josh lays back down next to you. You curl up into his chest and he kisses the top of your head before you both fall asleep for the night.
The next morning you wake up and throw on one of Josh's shirts. You go downstairs to clean up yesterday's mess when you notice Brendon's car still sitting in the driveway. You laugh to yourself as Josh comes up behind you, wrapping his arms around your waist. "What's funny, babe?" He asks. You point to Brendon's car and he laughs along with you, that throwing his head back, squinting his eyes, and opening his mouth sort of laugh everyone loves. You finish cleaning up, putting snacks away, and packing Brendon's bowl and stash for him.
You hear a knock on the door and go to open it. Brendon is standing there looking, "ashamed" and you see Sarah watching from her car. She brought him back to get his car and apologize for last night. After his "apology" Josh invites him in and gives him his keys and bowl as the three of you laugh about last night's events. Brendon goes to leave, but not before Josh wishes him, "better luck next time!"
