Hello, everyone! A few of you commented on my "Message from the Writer" page that you wanted to read more gross Josh Dun stories! So I've decided to start this up again. I'll try my best to update weekly, but I work a lot so it might not be possible. I apologize if this sucks, but it's been a while since I've written anything. Enjoy! xo -Hunter Dun
It's about 2am and you're sitting on your couch reading since you were having trouble falling asleep. Suddenly your front door handle starts to middle loudly. You get up slowly, slightly frightening as you live alone, and open the front door. On the other side of it is a man with bright pink hair and a full sleeve of tattoos on one arm. As weird as this situation is, you have to admit- he's super hot.
He pushes past you, stumbling into your house, clearly drunk, and exclaiming, "Honey, I'm home!"
"Umm.." You stammer, following him, "You don't live here."
He rolls his eyes at you playfully and continues stumbling around, working his way up the stairs. He bumps back and forth between the walls of your upstairs hallway before finding his way into your room. "So, do you have a phone or something? Someone you live with that we can call to get you to where you actually live?" You ask turning the corner.
You gasp as you enter your room to discover that the man has stripped off all of his clothes and his now lying on your bed in Kate Winslet's classic "Draw me like one of your French girls" pose. Your eyes widen. He's... impressive to say the least. You shake it off and decide to get him clothed.
"Hey, girrrrrlll. Come love me." He slurs giggling, "You know you want to."
"No, I really don't." You reply, getting frustrated. "Come on, let's get you dressed and to bed. Hopefully, we can figure out where you belong once you've sobered up." You collect his clothes and attempt to get them back on him. After struggling for a while you decide that just his underwear will have to be enough and put the rest of his clothes back on the floor.
"Hey.. pretty lady." He mumbles, trying to whisper into your ear. "Say my name. It's so hot when you say my name." You roll your eyes but blush slightly at the thought of turning him on, before remembering he doesn't know you and has never heard you say his name before to know if it's hot or not.
"I don't know your name," You tell him. "In fact, I have never met you before."
"It's Josh." He says, "Just say it. Please."
"Okay, Josh. I'm going to go get you some water, please just.. stay here."
You leave the room, but not before hearing him mumble, "So hot." as he collapses into your pillows.
By the time you return Josh is completely passed out in your bed. You set down the water as well as some pain pills for his impending hangover and groan as you give up and reluctantly get in the bed beside him, exhausted from chasing him around. You fall asleep quickly, despite your discomfort.
Josh's loud groaning wakes you up. You roll over and see him, remembering the night before. "There's pain pills and water on the nightstand." You mumble into your pillow, wishing you were still asleep.
"Thanks." He groans, taking the pills and downing the water. He sits up quickly and looks around the room. "Oh, God." He stammers,noticing his clothes on the floor, "Where am I? Who are you? Did we...?"
"No." You answer, sitting up. "You wandered in here last night thinking it was your house, got naked, tried to seduce me, and passed out in my bed. I managed to get your underwear back on you, but no. We didn't... do it."
"Oh." Josh breathed, sounding more disappointed than relieved. "Well..." He starts looking you up and down, "Do you want to?"
You look at him, taken aback by the question and consider it. You remember how attractive he was last night, and still is now. Plus your friends have been telling you to get some lately. It could be good for you. "Eh... why the hell not?" You grin at him.
Josh jumps up, retrieving a condom from the wallet in the pocket of his pants, and quickly returns to you, kissing you passionately. You kiss back, very glad you agreed to this, before breaking away momentarily to remove your shirt, leaving both of you in just your underwear. Josh reunites his lips with yours and slowly pulls your underwear off of you, turning you on more and more. Then you remove his, opening your eyes to peek at his erection as you strip him naked. You close them again and moan as you instinctively grab onto his length. You pump it once and feel it harden further in your grasp. Josh moans loudly at your touch.
He slips on the condom and runs his hands all over you as he positions himself to enter you. He slides in and you both groan. It feels even better than you imagined it too. Josh thrusts in and out of you without breaking the kiss. You hear a small thud and panic, pulling away from him to glance at the open door. It's just your cat. You exhale a sigh of a relief and kiss him roughly once again, never happier to live alone.
You tighten your grip on Josh's shoulder blades, stuttering his name as he kisses your neck and you feel yourself getting close. You groan loudly as you finish. Shortly afterward you feel Josh tense up inside you as he finishes as well. He rolls off of you and you both lay in your bed catching your breath.
"I should probably go to my actual home before anybody realises I'm missing." He says sadly, getting up and putting back on his clothes. You get dressed as well and follow him to the front door. Josh heads home, but not before you exchange numbers and he kisses you goodbye.
