Free! | Various x Reader

Dancing Mess | Haruka x Reader

It was quite early in the morning and you were currently making breakfast for you and your boyfriend, Haruka Nanase, in his kitchen. Today was nothing special yet you decided to cook something for him.

You nod in approval as you inhale the succulent aura of fish filling the air. Mackerel.

Feeling in a very good mood, you hum the tune of your favourite song and your body slowly moves along to the beat as you fry the contents in the pan. You look over to your phone and decide to put some music on for the time being.

'Eh, I guess it'll be okay to listen music, Haru's a deep sleeper so...' you thought nonchalantly.

But as soon as your favourite song comes up on the screen, you shriek in excitement.

"HOLY SHIT THIS SONG. HEY FUTURE FISH!!! WAKE WAKE WAKE UPP!!~"

The male awakens in alarm to the sound of a horrifying screech, and also to the smell of his favourite food, and thinking that you were in danger, he runs out hurriedly out of the bedroom and into where the scream came from The kitchen.

He grabs a nearby object to use as a weapon and slowly but cautiously trudges towards the door. As he peaked into the room, he instantly sweatdrops and sighs in relief and his expression softens in amusement at the sight before him.

You flip your hair fabulously and you twist your hips in synchronization to the tune of your favourite song while attempting to flip the fish on the pan, which you skilfully did, like a boss. But 90% of Haruka's attention was focused to your stunning form which was complemented by an oversized shirt you had found in his closet.

Unbeknownst you, he continues to watch with amusement.

The sight was beyond hilarious and he felt like he was going to lose it any second now with the Michael Jackson moves you were pulling off.

About five minutes later, he decided to embarrass you.

"Heh, what are you doing (Name)?" Haru said casually. You jump as you let out a shrill scream. As your eyes dart over to the figure at the door, you feel the life drain out of your body.

"..."

"..."

Shit.

"You- I- uhh- crap- Were you here this whole time?" you inquire nervously to the male.

There was another great silence.

"You really are an amazing dancer, especially when you pulled off those Gangnam Style moves" he smirked at your deadpanned expression.

"There goes my pride. My dignity. My everything."

You fall to the ground, fainting in the process.

| Extended Ending |

You wake up with a start when you remembered that you were cooking.

"Haruka? What's that smell?"

Haruka widened his eyes to the smell of smoke and immediately turned over to the burning pan.

"HOLY SHIT I BURNT THE FISH CAN THIS DAY GET ANY WORSE?!"

~

This is for Haruka Nanase's birthday. Love you bae~ HAHA SHH I know I'm late sorry. BUT LOLZ. SO I actually didn't know where I was going with this but eh. I made Haruka sound like a perv but eh, headcanon - when he's with bae he looks at her the same way he looks at rin so LOL.

All you RinHaru worshippers .

I know I don't update frequently on the Free! Various x Reader's but lol I love writing for other fandoms, especially the KnB one, damn I made a lot for them BUT if you also go to my deviantart you'll see a Kaneki x Reader if you like but that's probably it so yeah, and I don't really want to put the fanfics here on wattpad cuz' tbh i'm too lazy .

But I hope you all enjoy, I probably forgot to do some requests from 10 years ago but I AM SORRY I AM TRYING MY BEST //WHEEZES. I'LL TRY TO UPDATE MORE FREE FANFICS OKAY!!