50 Shades of Mayla

Chapter 1

A/N: no grammar was put into this yayayyayayyaayayayyayayaya

im kayla and im a pepe teacher!!!! today im meeting mr kyle the rich entrepreneur. (hes a crazy business man who started the whole flamingo falling from the skies and hitting sayca on the head) i has to drive to new york to get to his damn skyscraper. i dont have any cramps today so yolo!!!! i got into my carz and drove to new york for 284912874198471294871 hours. at the end i got to the building and there was a bunch of female employees who was from hooter's and dressing all slutty!! they took me to the elevator and went to the 69th floor to mr kyle's office

i walked in into his office and mr kyle was looking at the window looking for hookers!! i got my mini ass notebook and asked him questions. "yo u gay" i asked him. "hell yeeee" mr kyle replied. after all the questions are done, he asked if we could go have a date at the coffee shop down the street. drinking starbucks and getting stoned!!!!

i left the building and drove back to my apartment to get away from that stalker! 3871598173513589175 hours to the house!! i went to sleep and dreamed of austin eating monkey butt!!!

(YAY SHORT CHAPTER I WAS GODDAMN TOO LAZY)