The five kids and a mad god

Three weeks Earlier

BIP BIP BIP! The alarm sounded, brining me back to reality. I had been dreaming that I had awesome super powers. An optic blast, and I went around school blasting away every stupid monument I got sick of. Specially, Mr. Drew's statue. Drey Drew, creator and founder of Drew Elementary School. I know, terrible name. Every time I hear the name Drey or Drew OR even MR. I freak out. I SWEAR! How to explain, my teachers, are SPECIAL, we could say. I bet us, the kids, know more than the high level robotics teacher. Like seriously, sometimes our teachers can ask a dumb question like: SO, why do we need to learn about history?? LIKE SERIOUSLY!!!! We ALL know that we learn history so that we can have crazy field trips and enter pyramids and cool stuff! Or when our teachers made their dumb speeches of: blah blah blah 1+1 blah blah blah, we might be more advanced than to know that 1+1=window, but still when they ask,why are we reviewing this? The class will stare at the teacher with blank faces that say: I don't know idiot why are you asking me this? But again, our teachers are so dumb, they will ask if we are paying attention: CANT YOU SEE WE HAVENT!?  YOU DONT NEED TO ASK US A $&%/ QUESTION!

And again we are back to my dream. I was about to blast away Mr. Drey Drew's fat head (Just like a pig's butt) when Maria came and she had-

RING RING RING. Again I have been interrupted, "Hello?" I picked up the phone.

"So, I was wondering what you want to do today?" this was Samira's voice. 

"I don't know, you mean after school?" I asked. 

"I guess, unless you want to escape-" RING RING RING. Another phone, "Sorry I will call you back later" and I hung up. Then replied, "HELLO?" I asked irritably.

"I HAVE THE CRAZIEST AND DUMBEST IDEA EVER!" this was Joaquin's voice. 

"OK, what is it now? We can... make a zombie apocalypse or change our heads for a pig's butt" I replied (thinking of Mr. Drew's fat head).

"NO! REMEMBER HOW WE WENT TO EGYPT AND MET KING TUTT?" he yelled. 

"Uh uh" I asked, knowing what was coming, and it was not ending ok. 

" WELL! WE CAN TRAVEL TO GREECE!" he finished.

"Greece" The only word that came out of my mouth, "Why?" I asked. 

"BECAUSE!!" he yelled. 

"And how are we supposed to leave? We have school! Or have you forgotten that?" I asked. 

"Yes of course... come on! Don't tell me we haven't been in bigger problems than this!" I couldn't say anything. He was right, we did kinda break every relic in a museum, and we almost became the airplane luggage, we threw up on the airplane lady (Melody just in case... great woman, until she kinda almost hated us), and we got pranked in the hotel. 

"Sooooo, you saying we must escape?" I asked. My legs started to shiver. ESCAPE! I have never even broken a teachers rules (only thought about breaking it) HOW CAN I ESCAPE. But of course my mind said no but heart said YES! One is told to follow their heart. But again, I wasn't sure what I would tell Joaquin.

"GREAT! I knew you would agree! I have the things ready! I'll call the others! We meet at the playground!" he yelled in excitement.

"WAIT! I NEVER SAID I AGREED!" too late, he had hung up. Uh oh. Another of Joaquin's "Great" ideas. Of course, once he thinks I say yes, means that I can never take it back. So what now? I guess I am traveling to GREECE! HA! Lets try to explain that to mom.  It was then when I realized what time it was: 7:30. Oh... man. I stood up and ran to the bathroom. NO TIME TO TAKE A BATH! I brushed my teeth and changed into traveling clothes. NO SCHOOL! Good, I wished Zeus struck a lightning at our school. It would be enough to kill a bunch of teachers.