The Steps of Being a Directioner

Step 1 - The Beginning

Now, if you have a friend that's a directioner, you probably know the boys' names, you're just trying to learn faces. But if you're the first directioner in your group of friends, I guess you picked up on their music and started learning from there, as I did. (Sorry if you have no friends and this offends you.)

One of the TOP TEN things that annoys most directioners is when you pronounce some of their names as Lewis, Zen, and Neil. They'll refer to you as a "Carrot", which can be taken offensively, I guess. This is mainly because in the video diaries, Louis says he loves carrots, and well that's basically where we all started, ish. I'll get there sooner or later if you're confused, unless you're like those "senior directioners", if you will.

By the way, Carrots are annoying, so don't be a Carrot.