The Steps of Being a Directioner

Step This Should Be Way Before 7 & 8

This step should be in the carrot days, so I better get it out of the way now.

You go through this phase of words and phrases.

Such as:

•mirrors

•pussy [cats]

•leprechaun

•spoons

•stripes

•Kevin

•pigeons

•Paul

•"NO!" Jimmy protested.

• & all of that other stuff I can't remember because I'm tired...

This can be rather annoying yet understandable.