Fem!UsUk
It was a rainy day, but no one cares that it was rainy because this has nothing to do with the story at all.
England was cooking scones in the kitchen. America ran up behind England and squeezed her boobs. "What's cookin', good lookin'?"
England felt her nipples perk as America rubbed them slowly. "Not in the kitchen!!1!!1!1 I'm cooking scones!1!!1!1"
"Your cooking is horrible, how about we do something more fun~" America smirked.
"Bitch I'll show you how good my cooking is!1!1!1"
Suddenly, England pulled down America's skirt, already showing off her hairy pelvis.
"Oh, not wearing any panties today, I see. What a naughty girl, I'll have to punish you... witH MY SCONES!!1!!1!1" England said, shoving a scone up her vagina.
America gasped, feeling the hot burnt food invade her walls. It slowly oozed out of her vagina. England pushed her down on the cold hard kitchen floor, licking her pussy out. America let out loud breathy moans. She was already wet.
America couldn't take the pleasure, pushing England down. "Enough of you tasting me, I wanT TO TASTE YOU, TOO BITCH!1!!1!1!!1"
America took a hot and ready scone off of the counter, shoving it far into England's vagina. England yelped, from the pain and pleasure. America fisted England, and then started to lick out the disgusting scone from her vagina. England's body twitched in pleasure, moaning so loud that the neighbours could hear. America picked up England's twitching body and brought her to the bedroom, bringing out ten dildos.
"Be prepared for pleasure, my darling," America said seductively.
America shoved 3 dildos up her ass, two in her mouth, and two inside her own ass. Pain instantly exploded throughout her body, not having have done this sort of thing in a while. England yelped at the pain, but instantly got comfortable and told America she could start moving the dildo(s). America pumped the dildo(s) in and out of her ass, England exploding with pleasure.
England felt bad, for she was the only one being pleasured, besides the unmoving dildos inside of America. She told America to stop, and lay down on her side. She moved on top of America and put her head between her legs, and her own pussy was over America's face. America couldn't resist and started licking England's pussy as well. In a matter of seconds the room was bathed in loud moans of the two women who had trouble containing themselves.
After 69 minutes of going at it the girls got tired and decided to make some sandwiches because that's what women do and now they have twice the sandwiches that they later stuck in each others pussies because deep down they both have food fetishes.
The fucking enD biTch lesBaiNs R tHe bEsT liCk mY puSSy!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1!2!1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
^^^^that was all Nicole omf forgive us
This is the worst chapter by far literally kill us now it was so awkward writing this over skype 🌚🌚
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