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Netflix and Chill

"Hey England, let's Netflix and Chill because it suddenly became popular in my country," America said, with a Netflix and Chill look.

England looked at America with anticipation and replied "Nexflix and chill? What the bloody tampon is that? You just watch Doctor Who and 'chill' or something? I lOve Doctor WhoooooOO!!1!1!1"

"I NEVER WATCHED DOCTOR WHO BUT YEAH YOU 'CHILL'" America said loudLy, grabbing England's hand and doing better magic than England ever had in his penis. They transported into the living room.

England sat down on their couch hesitantly, and then exclaimed, "So r we gonna watch Doctor Who m8 I love Doctor Who wot r u planning I just want to watch Doctor Who m8 r u gonna try to seduce me or something m8 w0t," ...and he kept babbling incoherently about Doctor Who while America sexily smirked at him, but was confused about what the fuck Doctor Who was.

England looked at America and saw his sexi smirk. England could help but feel his cOck rise. "....sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit."

"NoT YET IT HAS TO BE 20 MINUTES INTO NETFLIX AND CHILL!1!!1" America yelled, grabbing England's cock and making it slump again.

America sat down on the couch and caressed the spot next to him, inviting England to sit there. England took a spot and lay down, resting his head on America's crotch. America felt aroused, but he knew that he must wait twenty minutes into it. England turned on his Doctor Who and enjoyed all of this very much. Twenty minutes later the Doctor was doing some romantic shit, and America saw this as his chance to take advantage of this... opportunity. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

America started silently stroking England's hair. England was comforted, when suddenLY AMERICA SCREAMED: "ITS BEEN 20 MINUTES LETS FUCK!11!!!"

England fell off the couch and hit his head on the coffee table because America scared the living shit out of him. He whimpered and America looked down at him with pity in his eyes. He helped England back up, and said sarcastically, "My hero." America got really excited and yelled "HERO IS MY TRIGGER WORD!!!1!!1!1!1" and then threw himself onto England and started to undress him.

Then England stopped him and said, "What the actual fuCk m8 you call that seducing?1!1 Cum back when you know how to fuckin' treat me right," and then he went up to the bedroom and continued watching Doctor Who there.

After about 5 seconds later America came running into the room and jumped on the bed which sent the England skyrocketing.

England yelped again, but America caught him just in time because he's the hero and he's gonna seduce the shit out of this bitch just you watch okay!1!1

America looked into England's eyes and spoke, "You know what's bigger on the inside besides the TARDIS? Your asshole." And then started to kiss his neck preparing his lover for a fucking.

America ripped off England's clothes and stared at his wimpy body. Just kidding he's muscular as fuck like wow man.

America laid England on his back to where they were staring at each other. America looked down at the older yet shorter Brit, and kissed him lovingly on the mouth.

THEN HE RAMMED HIS COCK INTO ENGLAND, MAKING SURE IT WENT IN ALL THE WAY.

England moaned loudly at the attack on his asshole. America pumped his "member" (why do ppl call it member its a dick yo ohkay deal wiff eet) inside the sweet British asshole. They were both enjoying this "chill" time, even though they're hot af.

Quite literally u sweat a lot during sex mkay.

America pumped harder and harder which filled the room with England's sexi moans. Within seconds, the Brit's cum spewed all over the American's face.

America ignored the cum on his face and felt himself cumming.

"GOTTA BLAST!1!!1" America screamed, before making England's ass explode with semen.

America pulled his c0ck out, only for it to squirt more of the sweet seed onto England's face. America smirked and said "I guess I didn't see that cuMmIng!1!1" then he put his face inbetween England's legs and yelled, "Gotta gO FAST!1!1!1!!1!" and he started sucking England's huge dick. After like 30 seconds or so England came again, and America swallowed it like the swag bitch he is.

England was getting tired of America getting to do all the fun stuff so England pinned him down and started sucking on America's enormous c0CK!1!!1 It felt so good on the American's dick that he couldn't help but let out a moan and came in the Brits mouth immediately.

After that they just went back to watching Netflix.

The End.

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Hello there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

We're back from the dead

How many months has it been?

July
August
September
October

Yep

4 months
BUT WE ARENT DEAD!!1!1!

AND GUESS WHAT

ITS SPOOKY MONTH

S P 0 0 K Y

S P O O K Y

but anyways omg

Nicole wrote like
Most of the smut

But I did do the 'gotta blast' thing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I don't even know how to react to this chapter tbh this is the grossest to me XD

Oh and from now on, I'll write all of the author notes

And this is Jasmine

We are doing a spooky special for our next chapter ;^)

GOTTA BLAST