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//Lunch// 12:30PM

*bell rings

What? Lunch already? 12:30PM? Did I miss recess? Well, at least Mrs. Fletch did not punish me for sleeping in class, resulting to skipping 5 subjects... STRAIGHT?! Oh my gosh, I'm going to fail this semester.

Mike: Hey sleepy head, you do know you slept this whole entire time skipping 5 subjects! *sarcastic smile

Me: Oh thanks for stating the obvious Mike! *smiles back

Natalie: C'mon guys, we only have an hour to eat lunch!

Mike & I: Alright alright, calm dooowwwnn.

//Cafeteria// 12:40PM

Natalie: Great! Thank you so much guys, now look at the line! It's longer than Mike's d*ck!

Mike: Ugh, shut up Nat. Size doesn't matter!

Me: We can always go out to get lunch, you guys do know that right?

*Speechless

Me: Ok then...let's go.

//On the hunt for food, Outside hell// 12:45PM

Mike: Nat,if you think Starbucks is a good idea for lunch, don't.

Nat: Why not??!

Mike: For goodness sake the price there is higher than your grades! And their food is like, so little.

Nat: Like your di-

Me: Okay guys shut up. I'm thinking McDonalds right now or maybe IN-n-OUT. Which one?

Nat: As always, Margie picking the most unhealthiest places. But I'd go for IN-n-OUT.

Mike: But I want McDonalds!!

Nat: Ew. IN-n-OUT is like the best. Their burgers are HUUUGE.

Mike: Unlike your boobs.

Me: Again, shut up guys. Mike, go to McDonalds and buy your shit, and don't forget your toy & Nat, go to IN-n-OUT and buy your "HUGE" shit. And I'll go to Chipotle. Then we'll all just meet near the park in the school.

Mike: Since when was Chipotle a choice!?

Me: Since when I made it a choice, now go before we loose time.

Mike/Natalie: FIIIIIIINNNEEEEE.

//Chipotle// 1:10PM

Hmm, what should I get? A salad? Nah, I want something heavier. Hmm, dang I should have went McDonalds instead, I don't even know what to order. I'll just get a salad with lots of meat in it & dressing too. Hmm, yeah that should be good. I'll just order a large soda because YOLO.

*Walks to Counter

Staff: Hello, welcome to Chipotle. Our Salmon burger is out of stock at the moment. So, what can I get you?

Me: I'll get your salad the $25 one please. Can you double the meat & dressing too? And a large soda please.

Staff: Okay, Pepsi or Coke?

Me: Fanta. And take out please.

Staff: Okay then. That'll be $32. It'll be ready in a few minutes.

I wonder what Nat and Mike ordered. Are they in the park already? Should I call them? WELL DUH OF COURSE I SHOULD.

Mike: Hello?

Me: Wassup, it's yo homegurl. Where you at?

Mike: Park. Where are you guys? Did both of you ditch me? We only have 20 minutes left and going back to class won't be quick!

Me: HAHA, YEAH WE DITCHED YOU. Just kidding, I'm still waiting for my order. Just give me 5 minutes.

Mike: That'll leave is 15 minutes of lun-

Staff: Your order is here.

*Closes phone.

*Exits Chipotle.

Holy crap, Mike was right. We only have 15 minutes of lunch! And I'm not even half way to the park! Shit.

*Runs to the park.

crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap Mike & Nat are going to kill me.

AND OF COURSE. OF COURSE. I FALL DOWN. YAAAAY.

Oh my Gosh, I'm covered with..mud? Where did this mud even come from. Where's my food? OK, at least that's safe & clean.

Random person: HAHA Look at Margie!

*Crowd starts laughing

Lol they think I give a crap. Ok, let me just stand up. Shit, Ouch. My foot, it hurts. Ouuuucchhh! What is this?? WHY AT LUNCH.

Random person: Hey, you okay?

Me: Of course not! My ankle is bleeding for fu-

Oh my gosh. Why does it have to be..

Miranda: Here take my hand, I'll bring you to the nurse.

Her.

END.

Wassup readers :) I'm back in writing stories and continuing what I've left undone! I hope you all enjoyed this story so far! And by the way guys, I don't know what is in Chipotle Haha I just made the order up for your info. :) Well, thank you for reading this far and I'll be updating soon! x

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