annoying hashtags

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rant one - annoying hashtags

Before we start, let me remind you that there are two of us here so-

a.) The updates are gonna be random

b.) The topics are gonna be random

c.) Our writing styles are gonna be different

d.) WE ARE FUCKING PISSED SO WE'LL BE SHOUTING OUR HEADS OFF AND YOU BETTER LISTEN OKAY

Just kidding, we're nice.

Okay, so our first topic is going to be about *drum roll* ANNOYING HASHTAGS.

You know, those #nofilter, #ImSoUglytypes.

Honestly, seeing #nofilter next to a picture which clearly has like a hundred filters. IS. PISSING. OFF.

And plus, what's all this buzz with #nofilter pictures? I mean, it's not like people actually care if you use a filter or not. Or are you just indirectly trying to say, "OMG I'M SO PRETTY I DON'T EVEN NEED A FILTER HAHA FUCK YOU BITCHES."

JUST NO. STOP. 

NO ONE GIVES A FUCK IF YOU USED OR DIDN'T USE A FILTER.

UGH. [Note: I use ugh a lot.]

And then there are these #ImSoUgly things which are just a huge NO, especially when the person is wearing shitloads of makeup, have perfect hair and have hundreds of people commenting stuff like, "AWW, YOU'RE NOT UGLY YOU'RE PERFECT BABE*insert random kissing emoji here*"

Are you trying to get attention or what?

I've also seen some people use #hipster. I saw this one picture where in a girl was like, "Just got my new Converse shoes and glasses. I'm so #hipster."

LIKE DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A HIPSTER MEANS? HUH? 

UGH.

I've also seen people hashtag #every #single #word #and #that #is #fucking #stupid.

And finally, the most greatest, ingenious hashtag of all time... wait for it.. #HASHTAG.

Like why would you even

Why? 

Oh God, WHY?

UGH.

Also, if you're one of those people who do the things I've mentioned above, let me kindly tell you that you are annoying hundreds of people out there, okay? 

Peace. 

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