Roger Rabbit Remake

Eddie + Pattycake

~ Hannah's POV ~

Hey, I've seen this guy next to me before....oh.....what the heck is his name? Eddie Valiant! Thank god, that would've bothered me all day. I think I'll go talk to him...

"Hi Mr.Valiant"

"And you are....."

"Hannah Quinn, ya know, I've always wanted to be an awesome detective just like you"

"Awesome huh? Hey, what are you doing here anyways?"

"I'm Raoul's niece."

"Ahh."

"So, what are you up to these days?"

"Nothing really, I'm heading upstairs right now to meet up with RK Maroon."

"Ooh! Can I come?"

"Alright.....but don't screw things up in there."

We'll just skip this part, let's just say, RK Maroon wants Eddie and I to take pictures of Jessica (Roger's wife) cheating on Roger. So now we're at the Ink & Paint Club, to watch toons make a fool of themselves onstage..starting with Jessica.

At first I thought that Jessica was going to be, well, a rabbit! But she was waayy more than you'd expect. Lap dancing on all of the guys, she almost did it to me but then realized.....I'M NOT A GUY!

After the show we proceeded to follow Marvin Acme who was sitting next to us watching the show, and REALLY enjoying it, we tried spying on Marvin and Jessica until, a big, scary gorilla threw us out......literally. But, luckily, being the awesome detective he is, Eddie decided to pull up a crate and spy on them through Jessica's dressing room window, and take some.....uh....pictures.

When we finally told Roger what happened he didn't exactly take it very well....

"Patty-cake? Patty-cake? Ahah! I don't believe it! Ahah ahah ahah."

Then he ran over to the desk and started to HEAD-BUTT IT. Yeah, you heard me right.....

"Patty-cake! Patty-cake! Is that true?"

Roger continues for another 20 minutes......until this happens.

"Here, drink this son it'll make you feel better"

"Uh....that's not such a good idea Mr.Maroon......Roger's uh...."

"Don't worry, Anna, I know what I'm doing"

Hannah. My name is Hannah!!!

Roger drinks it anyways even though I specifically told Maroon that it wasn't a good idea to give Roger alcohol....because I, the assistant, must know everything about every employee.....or else I could SERIOUSLY screw things up...

Roger then started to go crazy because....HE'S ALLERGIC TO DANG ALCOHOL!!!

He flies up in the air and lands face flat on the desk before muttering...

"Thanks. I needed that." Night-Night Roger.......ugh!

Maroon then tried to convince Roger that he'll find someone new but, he got crazy and shot out the window.....again....literally.

"Well, at least he took it well...."

"Shouldn't someone go after him....to.....ya know.....make sure he doesn't hurt himself...or anyone else?"

"I'll go" I wanted to be brave for once and talk to my idol.

"Okay, if you're sure..."

"I got this."