Roger Rabbit Remake

Benny & The Bar

~ Roger's POV ~

I didn't have much to do while I was underwater, all I could do was pray that Eddie would figure out a way to pull me out at the right time so that I could breathe. I'm just glad that I couldn't hear anything that the weasels were saying, because they have major potty mouth!

"They're gone."

"Jeepers Eddie, you saved my life, how can I ever repay ya!"

But, I think I was a little bit too excited because I kissed him......and then he yelled at me.

My favorite part of this whole adventure was going to the bar. Yes, I know, I can't drink.....i was upset....what do you do ya drink till ya drop, for me.....literally. But, Dolores (Eddie's girlfriend) was so nice. She didn't yell at me like Eddie always does.........but that's just his personality.

~Eddie's POV~

After we talked to Dolores I went back to my office to meet Jessica, unfortunately, it got a little too sexy and my pants dropped down right in front of Dolores.

"Dabbling in water colors Eddie?"

So, to make matters worse when I went to pull my pants up I bumped my head on her chest.......yikes.

When Jessica left Dolores became furious and jealous because Jessica looked like she was about to make a move, and she stormed out.

I followed her outside and talked with her only to find that Roger had been in the bar singing his little heart out the entire time.

When I went in there, I was really mad at him because he was blowing our cover. I grabbed him by the ears and threw him in the rough gut room.

Roger went on and on about how laughter is the best medicine and all that. Hannah however kept yelling at me for continuously using Roger's ears as a fling around toy. I ignored her.

A red buzzer started flashing and Doom entered the room looking for Hannah and Roger, we thought Angelo was going to reveal where we were but he didn't, Roger revealed himself on his own. Doom said that no toon can resist the "Shave and a Haircut" trick and he was right. Roger burst threw a wall just to say......

"Two Bits!"

Doom was ready to kill Roger, when I had an idea. Since Roger was allergic to alcohol, I could use that to help him free himself.

"Dolores, a bourbon and make it a double"

"Is that for you Eddie?" Hannah asked

"Nope."

"Well, I'm too young and Dolores doesn't like bourbon so.....wait a minute....you're not thinking......"

"Yep"

"Oh god this is NOT gonna be a pretty sight...."

I asked the judge if it would be okay to give Roger the drink, he agreed, but Roger didn't get it. He kept saying he didn't want it. Hannah came up with the idea to say "you don't" instead of "you do" and tricked Roger into drinking it.

"How'd you know that?"

"Reverse Psychology. Easy."

Like we planned Roger went nuts, and we got out of there just before Doom and his"men" were able to catch up to us. I threw Hannah and Roger into the weasels car, but couldn't find the key. But, Benny the Cab to the rescue!!! We almost ran over 20 people. We ran over 2 pigeons' and Benny  scared us out of our minds before we finally made it to a suitable hiding spot. The Movies.....