Roleplay Like Never Before

Roleplay Like Never Before - Chapter Five

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Chapter Five

Sammy began to laugh so hardly that tears streamed down her pink cheeks. "Oh... oh my goodness!" she cried, the image of Sakura flying down from the ceiling making her laugh even harder. She didn't care how it happened at that moment, and only enjoyed herself.

"I just heard Sakura's screech. Did they find her?" Choji asked urgently, and it showed that he was still worried about losing the annoying pinkette. He surprisingly dropped his chips and made his way into the laundry room. Everything he saw surprised him as well, and he even started chuckling a bit once he saw Sasuke and Sakura on the floor and the large hole shaped like Sakura in the ceiling.

Lee lifted his head from being partly submerged into the water. "What is going on in there?" he asked Neji, who could see inside of the home through the broken window. "I just heard a large crash!"

"AAAAAHHH! AAAAAHHHHHH!" Sakura shrieked, still processing where she was. Sasuke furiously kicked from under her, but her weight was too much for him.

"Will someone get this fat lard off of me?!" he yelled in agony, his bones beginning to feel like they would crack. Her weight was something he couldn't handle!

Kiba craned his neck from his spot outside to see what was going on inside, but he couldn't spot anything too odd. He knew that something was going on somewhere in there, since he heard Sasuke, of all people, call someone a fat lard. "I have to check this out," he murmured, bolting inside and following the source of the screams.

Once he skidded to a stop in front of the laundry room, Kiba blinked and tried to take in everything in front of him. "Wow, uh... There's Sakura," he muttered to himself. "So that's where she went... But how did she get there? And why is she on top of Sasuke?" A few seconds later, his eyes suspiciously shifted to the rather large hole in the ceiling where Sakura had emerged from before.

How did Sakura get from that cupboard to here without me noticing? Choji wondered. Well, at least she doesn't seem hurt by me stuffing her in there... He continued to openly stare at Sasuke and Sakura on the floor.

Sasuke noticed Choji and Kiba appear in the doorway, so he glared at them while he struggled under the crazy Haruno. "Why are you guys just standing there?" he barked. "Can't you see that I'm being suffocated?!"

Completely ignoring Sasuke's words, Sakura finally seemed to notice him and wrapped her arms around his neck in a crushing embrace. "Oh, Sasuke!" she gushed. "We're finally together again! I missed you so much! And Ino-pig isn't here to ruin our love!"

If only I could somehow capture this moment, Kiba thought amusingly. "Sorry, Sasuke," he said with a smirk. "I would help you, but..." He laughed as he trailed off. This is awesome payback for Sasuke being a jerk to everyone.

On the other hand, Choji, being a kind person, actually wanted to help Sasuke escape from Sakura, but he was too scared to do anything. Sakura would decapitate me within seconds, he thought with a shiver.

As these events proceeded, Savanna felt like she was going to die from laughter. Who would have expected Sakura to come crashing down from the ceiling and on top of Sasuke? She cracked up so much that she had to reach over and hold onto Naruto (giving her butterflies along the way) in order to prevent her from collapsing to the floor in a fit of giggles.