Roleplay Like Never Before

Roleplay Like Never Before - Chapter Six

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Chapter Six

Even more laughter erupted from Sammy's mouth. She just happened to be on the camera of her iPod, so she quickly jumped up and snapped a picture before either of them could move their positions. In the duration of the few seconds she had completed the process, her laugh never ceased... But that seemed to be the new routine in this world.

Tobi wasn't even phased by the sudden explosion. Instead, he gasped with surprise and jumped up from Neji's lap. "I told you guys that I would explode with happiness if I ever got the Byakugan!" he marveled, gasping again and throwing his hands to his... mask. "And I kind of just exploded! So-so does that mean I POSSESS THE BYAKUGAN, NOW?!"

Neji sat frozen on the couch, his extremely impatient expression priceless. This is completely and utterly ridiculous, he thought, relaxing only slightly as he watched Tobi celebrate. Why did he have to land on me?

"Oh my golly gee, I have to try it out! Nejo, watch me as I do the Byakugan! I am so excited," Tobi exclaimed while clapping his hands. "Ready... and... BYAKUGAN!"

Sammy collapsed onto the coach with laughter, continuing to watch as Tobi glanced around the room furiously. "Is this... is this what the Byakugan feels like?" Tobi asked softly, looking back to Neji. "This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen in my life!"

Neji sighed, clearly annoyed. "Neji," he corrected through gritted teeth. "And you most definitely do not 'possess' the Byakugan."

"What are you talking about?!" Tobi giggled, twirling around. "Look at all of these colors! I can't believe it! The Byakugan is FLAWLESS!"

"Those are the party decorations, Tobi," Sammy pointed out, still laughing.

Deidara at first felt victorious (that's at least how he looked), but after only a few more seconds of watching Tobi, the smirk on his face faded, an irked expression replacing it. "Why does nothing work with this imbecile?! Hmm?!"

Naruto still didn't acknowledge the rest of the group and what was happening, but instead he continued to guffaw about the fact that Kiba caught on fire again. "KIBAAAA! You're such a loser, Kiba! LOSER! LOSAHH!" he belted out, holding his stomach, as it was beginning to ache from laughing so hard.

After Kiba got the zipper up, he listened closely to all of the commotion downstairs. "What's going on down there?" he asked, quickly walking out of the closet so he could poke his head out of Savanna's door in order to hear somewhat better.

"BYAKUGAAAANN! OH, BYAKUGAN, HOW LUCKY AM I TO FINALLY POSSESS YOU!"

"HAHAHAHAHA! KIBA, WHAT A LOSER! OH MY GOSH!"

"I told him he had something on his shoulder..."

"TOBIIIIII!"

Even though he heard so many laughs and voices, the only one he payed attention and listened to was the one that called him a loser.

Immediately, Kiba's eyes reverted into white circles, and his voice dropped until it was almost inaudible. Savanna barely caught what he was saying as he deliberately whispered, "What... did... he... just... say?"

Savanna tried to talk some sense into a Kiba once more. She spoke so quickly that her words seemed to tumble out of her mouth. "Don't listen to Naruto, Kiba! He can't think straight right now because he's laughing so hard and so much. He's, uh... irrational!"