I Couldn't Care Less

The Deal

Aishh. Stupid alarm clock.... Sehun sleepily swatted the small alarm clock on his nightstand. He automatically turned to his left, sleeping on his side in hope of getting a few more seconds of shut-eye. He flung his arm out, expecting to feel his soft bed, but instead his hand landed on something. Something solid. What could it be? Curiosity getting the best of him, he willed his eyelids to slowly open. His vision was blurry, but there was something in front of him, really close to his face actually.. What was it? Trying harder to open his eyes, Sehun could see the blurry outline coming into focus, revealing a face.. a soft looking face. The person was asleep. Wait...a person?! Sehun's eyes abruptly opened wide, blinking furiously as if he couldn't believe what he was seeing. Luhan.

After fully comprehending the situation, Sehun jumped up in alarm, waking the older boy in the process. "Wh-what are you doing in my bed?!?"

"Asfkdge..." Luhan mumbled.

"What?? Wake up!" Sehun began shaking the older boy, who was hiding under the covers.

"Hey answer me! How did you get in my bed? You sneaky--"

Luhan flipped back the bed cover, eyes wide open now. His head was spinning. It honestly was too early to be arguing. He sat up lazily and turned to his bewildered roommate.

"I don't know how I got in the bed.." Luhan groggily answered while rubbing his eyes. It was the truth – the last thing he remembered was falling face down on the couch.

"Well you must have sleep-walked up here because the last place I saw you was on the --"

The older boy was starting to doze off, his head was drooping to the side. He didn't catch a word of what Sehun had said. Forget this. Sehun got up, grabbed some clothes, and walked out of the room; he needed to be awake and alert to deal with his impossible roommate.

Luhan was still asleep when Sehun got back from the bathroom. Sehun threw his dirty laundry at the boy, causing him to jerk up.

"Ewww. It stinks!" The older boy made a disgusted face. Sehun smirked.

"That's what you get for sleeping on my bed." Sehun walked over to his closet. He was looking for a jacket to wear when he remembered something –

"Did Chanyeol hyung return the sleeping bag?" He turned to face Luhan whose eyes suddenly brighten.

"Um..no." It's so obvious you're lying Bambi.

Sehun made a move towards him and the older boy quickly added, "Okay he did, but I forgot where I put it." Sehun scoffed. Did Luhan think he was stupid or something?

"No problem, I'll just buy another one."

Luhan groaned. "Come on Sehun-ah. Can't we share this bed?" asked the messy honey haired boy who had large brown pleading eyes targeting Sehun.

"No way--"

"I don't bite..Sehun-ah," assured Luhan with a soft tone. The older boy started blinking repeatedly and biting his lip, eyes starting to get moist.

Oh god. He is using aegyo against me. Sehun huffed. Your aegyo won't work on me Bambi.... – Luhan pouted, his bottom lip sticking out – okay maybe a little, but I rather die than admit it.

"Okay fine --" Luhan fist pumped the air "-- but I won't share it without getting anything in return," Sehun finished.

Luhan, trying to look slightly perplexed, mischievously asked, "Sharing a bed with me isn't enough?"

Sehun almost choked on his own saliva. Is he serious?

Regaining his composure, Sehun responded bitterly, "Of course not you dork! Don't make me change my mind--"