Birthday Blunder

The Island of Evil Toys

At The Dorms

"Hello girls, you're just in time for the party!" The familiar metallic voice rang from inside, Blake and Weiss pausing at the door.

"Chuck how did you- What in the world?" Weiss yelled, seeing Ruby and Yang hanging upside down from the ceiling- Scratch that, the entire room was upside down, with Ruby and Yang trapped in their blankets.

"I warned you girls, and now you will suffer my wrath!" Chuck yelled, his eyes glowing a bright red.

Blankets shot out, dragging Blake and Weiss into their respective beds, slamming the door behind them shut.

"Nobody can hear you scream..." Chuck yelled, tightening the blankets' hold around the four girls.

"Yang! Tell a pun!" Blake yelled, seeing Yang's face through the mass of curtains.

"Now why am I curtain that would be necessary right now?" Yang yelled, feeling the grip on her loosen.

"What the hell was that?" Chuck yelled angrily, unable to tighten the blankets up any more.

"Another! Tell another!" Weiss yelled, her mouth getting covered by the blankets.

"Another? Blake, you need to let me paws before thinking of another joke! Are you guys feline alright? We must be all on catnip if this is actually happening. I mean, I'm pretty purrsuasive so I could just negotiate with Chuck, but I don't think he'd take my side." Yang yelled, feeling the grip on the blankets loosen with every pun until they were all dropped form their holds and onto the floor.

"Geez, those blankets had me in a sleeper hold! Just like the one I put on that guy who was talking to Blake the other day, who tried to whisker off her feet! Yeah, the one that I beat all 9 lives out of!" Yang yelled, Chuck growing more and more angry at each pun.

"Enough! Enough with the puns! I can't bear it!" Chuck yelled above the noise.

"Oh, and about Weiss. These were the same blankets she used when she had her cold. She schneezed all over me! Let me tell you bub, it wasn't very Weiss of you to try and kill us. We'll grind you into dust!"

"Hey Yang, you're on fire!" Ruby yelled, applauding her sister.

"Those are some purrfect puns!" Blake yelled, struggling with the last of the blankets.

"Even I'm not Weiss enough to think of those!" Weiss screamed as a blanket tripped her again.

"I can't take it any more!" Chuck said, his mechanical frame smoking.

"You look pretty smokin' there Chuck, looks like you need to take a chill pill!" Yang said, punching Chuck against the wall, shattering him into thousands of pieces, dissolving onto the floor.

"Well, that was a thing." Ruby said, still gasping for air.

"Yang, I'm just saying, I myself was about to puke form those puns. Please don't make another or I'll have to shut you up myself." Blake said, doubled over on top of her bed, which had returned to normal.

"Why not? Are you feline alright?" Yang said, sitting down next to Blake.

Ruby gasped as Blake suddenly kissed Yang, seeing her figure tense up. Weiss smiled as she covered Ruby's eyes.

"Now shut up." Blake said, going into the bathroom to fix her hair.

"Well that was a thing." Yang replied.