Lily's POV
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"Lily...""Lily...!"
"Lilian!"
"What do you want, you savage?!"
"Wake up. We're here."
Nose. Metal. Ow.
"Unless you don't want me to shove my shoe up your ass, I suggest you shut it and let me sleep."
"But we haven't even started having fun yet!"
"I don't know if you are aware of the fact that my definition of fun is sitting on my bed with a book. Not running around with some fuckboy who I'm pretty sure is a drug dealer."
"Ah, the fuckboys of D.C. Honey, I don't do drugs. I ain't about that life."
"Yeah, I'm not sure if you even have a life in the first place, Eric."
"Your comments hurt my soul. You shouldn't offend people, karma's a bitch, you know. Now get out of the car, I want to show you something."
I get out of the car and look around. We're at the lake. Why the hell would he bring me here?
"Eric, are you going to murder me and throw me in the lake?"
"If I wanted to do that then I wouldn't choose this beautiful tourist location to do it. This is my favorite place."
"Okay..." This was starting to be kind of uncomfortable, "So, why did you bring me here?"
"I've never brought anyone here. None of my friends would understand my soft side. But somehow I know you would. You know, you're not exactly bad company, loser."
"And you're not as cocky as I thought you would be."
"Well, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. I mean, who doesn't want to be my friend, am I right?"
"I was wrong. You are cocky."
"And you're annoying."
"Thanks, jerkpid." We say at the same time.
This is really weird.
~*~"Mom! I'm home!"
"Lilian Elizabeth Stevens where have you been?! And why do you have metal on your nose?"
"Well, you see mom, stuff happened..." I start, chuckling nervously.
"What kind of stuff?"
"Igothitbyadoorandnowit'sbroken?" That was easy. Quick and painless. Quick and painless.
"You got hit by a door?!"
"Yeah but you know, I'm really tired so I'm going to be downstairs if you need me." I quickly bounce into the basement before she can question me further.
Right as I'm about to turn on Netflix, my phone buzzes.
Unknown number: Yo nerd-o-rama
Who dis?
Unknown number: It hurts me, mentally and physically, that you do not recognize your own father
I'm not Luke, who the hell are you?
Unknown number: Ricky Dicky
How'd you get my #, you savage?
Ricky Dicky: I have connections all over the World
Are you sure? Cuz it smells like a buncha BS to mee
Ricky Dicky: ARE YOU SAYING I SMELL BAD
Ricky Dicky: YOU HURT ME
Ricky Dicky: MY SOUL IS DELICATE
Stop pestering me. You're like old, pasteurized cheese. No one likes you
Ricky Dicky: PEOPLE LOVE ME
Ricky Dicky: IT'S BC I'M HOT
You're an idiot is what you are
Ricky Dicky: You know you love me
Screw yourself
~*~
"2! 4! 6! 8! How come no one's friends with Nate?!" I watch in disgust as the pesky cheer-whores torment one of my friends.
"5! 4! 3! 2! If you don't shut up, I will kick you!" The head cheerleader freezes. With a nasty glare, she turns around to face me.
"What did you just say to me?"
"I said that if you don't shut up I'll kick you. But I made it into a cheer. See, I could also be one of your whores. I mean, how hard is it to shake your ass in front of people?"
She walks up to me making her boobs shake, which I personally, think is really disgusting.
"You want a fight, you'll get a fight, nerd."
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Running From Geometry
Narrativa generaleThe Hot Spot. That's all everyone at Woodwind Academy High School can talk about. Years ago, a group of people, people like you and me, have decided to form a group that would rule the entire school. Eric Tigerlake's life is suddenly shaken when a...