Vauseman Vs Nichman

Double Trouble

Piper and Alex walk hand in hand back to the dinner hall to see a very upset Morello clinging onto a very pissed off Nicky. It was quite the picture. Alex sat down and Piper sat opposite. Taystee, Poussey and SoSo had said hello and understood they were still friends, they also welcomed Alex into their friendship group. Alex never felt like she had a lot of friends before prison, it was weird to have so many but yet so very nice at the same time. 

Morello looked up and saw Piper sat next to her. She let go of Nicky and latched onto Piper. Nicky sighed looking into Alex's eyes. 

"He- he divorced me!" Morello cried into Pipers shoulder. Piper just rubbed circles on her back which eventually calmed her down. 

"Sorry" She says wiping her tears. Everyone says "No need to be sorry". Morello was a mess. Nicky wanted to add that fucktard to her visitation list just so she could talk some sense into his little man brain. Nicky hasn't seen the visitation room in years. No one visits her on her visitation list. Nicky did see Morello's pain as a chance to get her back but she quickly shook away those thoughts, she had be just be a good friend for her and hope she'll want her back eventually.  Nicky had gotten the idea for this brilliant idea of hers from her favorite show That 70's Show when Kelso tries to get back Jackie. 

Nicky was especially eager to get her back seeing as Piper was back with Alex. She loved the lovebirds but their always successful romance was sickening. She wanted that type of relationship with Morello, well without all the breaking up drama because it was stupid 99.9% of the time. Speaking of the non lesbians, ever since they got back together in the library they've been inseparable. It's like nothing ever happened. They were together, happy and in love. Nothing could go wrong in their little bubble, or so they thought. It was Monday meaning new shipment coming in. More inmates for an already crowded Litchfield. Usually everyone got excited about new inmates but due to the amount of people already cramped to small rooms, no one was happy.  This shipment could effect the current vauseman love bubble.

Sylvie walked into Litchfield in the bright orange uniform. She was Alex's ex girlfriend. The one who punched Piper that night at Alex's apartment. She got caught selling drugs. So she was now at Litchfield. Piper was by the window watching inmates as they came in. They both shared a look. Piper ran to warn Alex.

"ALEX!" Piper yelled walking into their bunk. 

"What?"Alex muttered peering up from her book she was reading.

"Sylvie is here" Piper whispered. Alex eyes went wide. "What?!".

Alex really wasn't ready for this to happen. She didn't like her and was worried she'd try to come in between her and Piper. Alex was really nervous. It wasn't long before their paths crossed. Alex was waiting for her tray to get food. 

"Hey Al" whispered a seductive harsh accent.

"Don't call me Al" Alex recognized the voice. 

"Oo still touchy i see" the voice whispered.

Alex got her food and ignored her as she walked to her table to sit next to Piper. 

"You okay Alex?" Piper asked concerned.

"She tried to call me Al" Alex whispered.

"Once a bitch, always a bitch" Piper whispered and Alex giggled. They were joined by Nicky and Morello. 

"Who's the skinny Bitch" Nicky whispered to both Alex and Piper.

"My Ex" Alex muttered. Nicky made a joke about it always has to be a blond. Piper was silent. She had seen another person on her rounds. She has the same last name as Alex. But of course Nicky brought it up. 

"Have you seen Vause number 2 around Vause number 1" Nicky asked curiously.

"What?" Alex was really confused. 

"There's a new inmate and her last name is Vause" Nicky continued. 

"Well I hope i don't know her" Alex muttered. But she did, well she was going too. Piper was the 1st to meet her. She looked like an exact copy of Alex. It was creepy. 

"Hello, I'm Alex Vause" She said in the very familiar husky voice that copies Alex's. Piper was confused by the name.  

"Oh Hello, I'm Piper, Piper Chapman" Piper kept looking at her really confused.

"Oh! I know you silly!"Vause whispered giving Piper shivers.

"How so?" Piper whispered back. 

She frowned. She looked confused by Piper's question. "Pipes, It's me Alex" She whispered.

Piper was really confused and thought she was tripping. "You're not my Alex, She's in the dinning hall" Piper stuttered as she started walking away. 

Alex was sitting next to Nicky. Piper walked in and sat down. "You okay Chapman" Nicky asked concerned. 

"I'm tripping" Chapman stuttered eating her apple. Nicky looked at her confused. "On what?" Nicky had to ask. "Trust me if you spoke to who i just met you would be as well Nichols" Chapman whispered staring into space. Alex was concerned. "Pipes, Who did you see?" Alex asked.

"You.Well not you but the other you" Chapman whispered. 

Alex was really confused but let it slide. Nicky was confused as well that was until work. 

"Vause? Why are you in electric?" Nicky asked.

"I'm sorry but i don't know you? Who are you?" Vause asked Nicky.

"It's me Nicky your friend?" Nicky was starting to get really confused.

"Sorry I just got here  i don't have any  friends" Vause continued. 

"What's your name?" Nicky asked.

"Alex Vause" she stated. Nicky's eyes went wide. Okay now she was the one tripping. 

"Not possible" Nicky stated.

"How so?" She asked.

"We already have an Alex Vause and she looks just like you" Nicky continued.

"Hm. Well Alex Vause is my name" Vause contiued.

"What did you get put in Litchfield for?" Nicky asked as she thought this would be a make or break question.

"I worked in the international drug cartel with my ex girlfriend Piper Chapman" Vause was stern.

Nicky walked away, she was tripping there was no way. Nicky walked back into Chapman and Vause's bunk. Alex was at work but Chapman was there. 

"I'm tripping" stuttered Nicky.

"You saw her i assume" Piper asked.

"She's too creepy" Nicky explained the conversation.

"I don't know who is who if i'm honest" Piper confessed.

"I'm looking forward to them meeting at dinner tonight, it should be interesting evening" Nicky said with a shit eating grin. 

A few hours later and it was dinner time. Piper and Nicky were sitting at the table waiting for the all important meeting. Alex got her food and walked towards Nicky and Piper. 

"How was work guys" Alex said whilst sitting down next to piper placing a hand on her hip smiling. 

"Work was interesting" Nicky smiled.

"How so?" Alex asked interested. 

"Well i met your twin" Nicky stated.

"I don't have a twin Nicky" Alex said confused.

Nicky pointed behind her to a tall female with tattoos in the same place, same black glasses and same green eyes. 

Alex was confused. It was like looking into a mirror. Vause saw her looking at her and shared a evil smirk. Alex caught on. She was now forever terrified. What if Kubra had sent her to kill her. Complete the job that wasn't successful the 1st time.