Dear Ethan,
Today you were wearing a flannel shirt with khakis.
I told you that you looked bad. But you actually looked great.
Later that day my friends stole your khakis in P.E.
You walked around in your flannel for the rest of day, a sad look on your face.
I felt horrible for their actions but I really liked getting a glance at your butt in those tight briefs of yours.