It's been 6 months since you've defeated
Hollywood superstar, SHIA LABEOUF
You've reached a new chapter in your life
You now have a live-in bae and a house by the bay
All AWAY from,
ACTUAL CANNIBAL SHIA LABEOUF
But little did you know
The night you defeated him, he did the deed
Implanted his seed onto an internet meme.
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You're scrolling through your social media one night and from the corner of you eye you spot him
SHIA SURPRISE! IT'S SHIA LAPEPE
HE IS NOT DEAD
HE NOW RESIDES RIGHT BY YOUR BED!
You throw your laptop across the room thinking that it was just a virus
When suddenly your phone vibrates!
Quiet quiet
One unread message: Sender unknown
You open it and there he is
SHIA LAPEPE!
YOU CLOSE YOUR PHONE THINKING NOT MUCH OF IT
YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH AND HEAD TO BED
THEN SUDDENLY THERES A TAP ON YOUR WINDOW
Quiet quiet
YOU TURN AROUND
Quiet Quiet
AND YOU SPOT HIM
SHIA LAPEPE!
You want to end this once and for all
You get up to fight, SHIA LAPEPE
He pushes you to the ground
Super powerful, super strong, paranormal,
SHIA LAPEPE
In defense you grab a knife
Fending for your life from, SHIA LAPEPE
You scare him off, only for now
BUT WAIT
Quiet quiet
You hear a muffled scream
SHIA LAPEPE JUST MURDERED YOUR BAE
NOW YOU'RE CONVINCING YOURSELF THAT HE MUST PAY!
YOU GO ON AND TACKLE, SHIA LAPEPE
SUPER STRONG, SUPER POWERFUL, PARANORMAL, SHIA LAPEPE
MEME BE GONE YOU SAY
SHIA LAPEPE DISSAPPEARS
FOR NOW
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It's 4 am and you're scrolling through tumblr
and you see him once again
ACTUAL MEME TRASH, SHIA LAPEPE
KILLING FOR MEMES, SHIA LAPEPE
HE HAS HIS OWN BLOG NOWW
HE'S FOLLOWING YOU NOOWW
GASP GASP
BLOGGING FOR YOUR LIFE FROM SHIA LAPEPE
FINALLY YOU GIVE UP AND GET A LIFE (shia lapepe)
You have now defeated, SHIA LAPEPE
Just do it, do it.
The end xx.
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Shia Surprise (the sequel)
HumorSequel to "Shia LaBeouf" by Rob Cantor featuring Pepe The Frog and Shia Labeouf. Watch -Part 1 -(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI) before proceeding. Original rights go to Rob Cantor
