When haMsTer got home he proceeded to light the candle. He had waited for this moment for a long time.(approx 2 minutes) he'd finally be able to conquer tUrntsnAcko and become the most well known hamster to have lived. haMsTer lit the lamp looking candle and chanted shreks name. tUrntsnAcko was tied up on top of haMsTers table when Suddenly shrek flew in through the window and beAt the shit out of tUrntsnAcko.little did haMsTer know that tUrntsnAcko was a demon named hduvdjvufdjhudfnishgf who enjoyed eating the toenails of his fellow hamster buddies . hduvdjvufdjhudfnishgf said in a demonic tone " iz eat youR toEnailS nOw"
Part 2 coming tmm