I hope yall ready for this.
It's Sims 3 with a lil of my own stuff just so they actually look like themselves lmao:::::
Where am I?
Who am I?
I don't remember anything.
Is there even anything to remember?
All I know is that I am a male young adult.
There's a mirror and a wall behind me, but what's in front of me?
It just seems like an endless void but there's something there.
Someone.
I have a name now.
Ashton Irwin.
I'm spinning around to face the mirror.
OH JESUS! WHAT THE HELL?! I LOOK LIKE A POTATO!
I'm turned back around and I can feel my face changing.
Thank God.
My body is changing now.
Tan. Nice.
Muscles. NICE.
I flex my muscles and nod in an approval.
Nice.
Whoever or whatever is doing this, thanks for not making me stay as a potato.
My hair keeps changing.
Long and blond? Ew.
Black and fringed? Doesn't go with my skin tone.
Short, light brown, and curly? Sounds good to me.
Something's missing though.
AHA! A red bandana!
Suddenly my clothes are changing.
A black tank with a skull, black skinnies, and converse shoes.
Nice. Very punk.
A dashing tuxedo and black loafers.
I'm so classy.
SHIRTLESS IN TIGHTY WHITIES?
Player smugly grins but decides against the outfit.
Ah, boxers now. Much better.
My clothes start changing again.
Sweatpants and a tank with running shoes.
Good for working out.
Simple red swim trunks. Wait. Now the swim trunks are white with ducks.
Nice.
I'm spinning around to the mirror again.
HOT DAYUM! I am one sexy motherfu-
I'm spun around again.
There's a short pause.
Now I feel strange. I have the urge to laugh.
I just laughed.
I suddenly want to tell jokes and impersonate celebrities.
What's wrong with me?
I... I need to flirt.
I'm batting my eyes and blowing kisses unwillingly.
I want to kiss someone and amaze them with my skills.
Now I want a big family.
Four children. Exactly.
But now I wonder... with whom will I raise the kids? I hope they're kind and talented, like in romance novels.
I guess under my badass punk look, I'm quite the hopeless romantic.
My voice is changing.
It's not deep and manly, but I still like it.
My favorite color is red.
Nice.
My favorite food is pizza.
NICE.
My favorite music genre is rock.
NNNNININIIIIIICCCCCEE!!!!!!
Nothing is happening now.
Wait. I'm in a different room.
Player changes household name to 'Lashton af'.
I'm smiling into the void and posing with someone.
A boy.
He's standing beside me but slightly back.
I can only see him from the corner of my eye.
He's wearing black skinny jeans, a leather jacket, and has a blond quiff.
We don't say anything to each other, just smile into the abyss.
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There ya go! Fun fun.
If you didn't catch it, Ashton's traits are
Good Sense of Humor
Flirty
Great Kisser
Family Oriented
and Hopeless RomanticNext Chapter: Moving In
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