"I don't care what's going on, I refuse to let her meet wolf brains!" InuYasha yelled referring to you.
Kagome and InuYasha has been feuding over some Koga guy for 3 hours now. You sighed, interrupting. "Who's Koga?"
Kagome's face lit up. You could tell she was about to tell a very long story. "Well, Koga is a very kind wolf demon who loves me, I guess." InuYasha cringed at the word love. "We're married for Petes sake! Ayame left his sorry ass because he doesn't know how to talk to a woman without kidnapping her!" Kagome whispered an audible, "sit", sending InuYasha crashing to the ground. "Anyway, he's been in sorta a deep depression and I was hoping you could lighten him up."
You sighed. Always you. "Yeah, sure, I'll go. But you have to come with me, he might tear me apart." You could hear Miroku's snickering in the background as soon as you said tear me apart. You also heard a slap in the distance, which was, no doubt, given by Sango's backhand.
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You, InuYasha, and Kagome finally made it to Koga's tribe. InuYasha tagged along to "protect" Kagome.
"Hey, Lady Kagome." A guy with spiky hair said. You almost laughed. They were in skirts. Skirts. The thought of it made you laugh your ass off, earning weird glances and even weirder glares heading towards you. "Hi, Hakkaku. Where's Koga?" You were still laughing, and looking up at InuYasha, because his face looked pale and he looked sick.
"InuYasha? Are you-" "SHUT UP!" You heard a deep, growly voice from above. You looked up. There was another guy in a skirt, but this one had a lot of hair. "Koga! There you are." Koga came down from the cliff and grabbed Kagome's hand. "What's wrong? Has he been abusing you?"
InuYasha growled audibly. "Hands off, wolf shit." Koga let go of Kagome's hand, getting in InuYasha's face. "You don't know how to treat a woman, muttface!" "Shut your piehole, skirt boy!" "SKIRT BOY?! OH SHUT UP!" "I'M NOT THE ONE WHO GOT LEFT!" Koga seemed to boil over with rage.
"I WILL KILL YOU!" "I'd like to see you try!" InuYasha whipped out Tetsusaiga, prepared for battle. As soon as he aimed it at Koga, Kagome yelled, "SIT, BOY!" and he crashed.
"Thanks, Kagome.." he said, sarcastically. "Ah, who's this?" Koga said, referring to you. You blushed visibly, whipping away the hand that tried to touch your face. "Y/N. I don't know much about you but that was rude! InuYasha is a kind person and he doesn't deserve to be treated like that."
"Thank you..." InuYasha barely got out, due to the dirt in his lungs. "Huh. What are you, his long lost sister or something?" You shook your head. "Huh, you act just like him. A rude, brainless shithead." You boiled.
SLAP!!
"Ouch..." Kagome winced. You slapped Koga across his face, like Kagome once did. "I am NOT a brainless shithead. I refuse to share another conversation with a turd like you." You turned and left the clearing, hearing the guy named Hakkaku laughing his ass off.
InuYasha's POV:
"You keep getting slapped." I said, watching Koga rub his abused cheek. "What was her relation to you, Kagome?" He said, trying to get some type of feel out of the slap.
"She's my sister." Kagome whispered, afraid of the wrath of you, her yelling, and beating her senseless for bringing you here.
"InuYasha, c'mon, we're leaving."
She turned around, me on her heel.
"Hey, Koga! How's it feel getting slapped for the 2nd time?" Ginta announced aloud, causing the pack to roar with laughter.
Koga stood there, shocked, then boiled with rage. "NO FOOD FOR YOU TONIGHT! I'm going to bed." He walked off, the whole clan yelling their apologies to get some food.
