Awesome Hetalia Crack

Food

Me: What you guys have for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner

Russia: Cereal. In Place of milk I had vodka. Lunch was soup with vodka and for Dinner just vodka
America: McDonald's. Burger King. Wendy's

Germany. I trained until ze Dinner where I had potatoes

Italy: PPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAA!

Spain: Tomatoes

Romano: pasta pizza shit and stuff

French: exquisite delicious food.
Ohonohonohon

Japan: Werr I had rice barrs
China: Everything!
England: scones earl grey tea

Germany: why zo you want to know?

Me: just asking.* muttering under breath* prepare to have all your favorite food be gone*
MWUAHAHAHA* -leaves

Everyone: is she okay. I think not. She needs
Therapy. Agreed. - leaves-
Canada: How about me?
Me: your favorite are pancakes and don't forget I know you and don't ignore you so have fun bye
Canada: well that escalated quickly