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How languages were made.

Please do not be offended. I am very sorry if I have. I thought this was funny.

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English:

- lets make a few letters from which the vowels would be read hit or miss.

- Oh, and it'd be fun if the meaning of the words change depending on the speakers social status.

French:

- half of the letters will be read like poop and the other half wont be read at all.

- Don't forget the little sticks above.

Italian:

-how about all of the words ending with vowels?

-Don't forget waving your hands like a psycho. It's hot outside.

Russian:

-Lets write words in random order and convey their meaning with intonation!

-Don't forget about the prefixes and suffixes!

German:

-Man, who needs spaces?

-Add more consonants!